"Gordy," Vegan Teacher, Miss Katie Karen Diekmeyer, whispered into Goodans big, floppy ears.
Goutan leaned down into Katie's ear and yelled, "U FUCKN HOE BAG I HATE YOU! DONT YOU UNDERSTAND YOU ILLITERATE VEGAN MFOOKER!"
Vegan Teacher's ear cowered in fear and slid down her body then proceeded to crawl away like a PUSY.
"Mhmm fuk I love it when you yell my ears away uwu vegan kachan"
Gourmet 👁👄👁 then ran away from the dusty dinosaur.
"WAIT BABE YOU FORGOT TO MAKE THE SALAD IN MY ASS MHMM FUKK MEEEE!!"
God shot himself in the head at that exact moment.
