Hampter slowly waddled around the park at midnight. Seeing two lovely people he gazed quietly. He shook his head.
No, they seem like such nice people.
But the urge was too strong. He took out his silver gun. Picking up a bullet he put it in.
He placed in another.
"Let's play a game!" He called to the two people. They stood in the dark alleyway looking terrified.
They both nodded- out of fear.
"Don't be scared." His Alvin the chipmunk voice growled. He puffed his hairy chest up and then put it down.
"I call this luck if you survive. So pray to god you don't die." He smiled his hamptery smile.
He petted his gun like a cat.
(Cat's don't eat him, he eats them)
Anyways.
"I spin the revolver and I won't look. I will aim it at both of you. It hits one of you, you're dead. If it doesn't you're free to go. Get it?"
(Yes I got this from Midari ;) )
Hampter takes his revolver and spins it.
He spins it twice
Three times
And lastly four times. He looked down at his feet. But he couldn't see them because of his hairy double chin.
He shot Neptune.
"Oh, they're dead." Hampter laughed.
Then he shot Kai.
"You're both dead."
He wiped his bloody hands off after shoving the dead bodies into a garbage can. It smelled terrible. He sighed. It was fun. He did feel a bit guilty because they seemed so scared. But the joy he had when he played it. He should've involved himself.
He saw a bright flashing light.
He gasped.
"What the actual fuck is that?" He put his tiny paws on his eyes.
"AHHHH-"
He felt a cold water splash on him.
"Don't be afraid."
The human figure came out of the bright light and frowned.
"J-"
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Hampter x Jesus
ActionJesus porued holy water on hampter for killing Neptune and Kai. What will Jesus do?-- Hampter is pulling him in.. Read more to find out.