Geo: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!
Gwain: POW! You are dead!
Geo: I am dead!
Gwain: Chuckling, while Marlow is doing the conga towards the scene (Gwain says aw, shucks" as Marlow gets close.)
Marlow: Oh! Geo is dead!
Geo: Yes . I am dead!
Marlow: Why is Geo dead?!
Gwain: I dunno.
Geo: I think it was-
Gwain & Marlow: Shhh, you are dead!
Geo: Ok.
(Savien enters scene exiting van)
Savien: What's up, you wankers?! Who's up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!
Gwain & Marlow: Geo is dead!
(A, B, C, or D game starts)
Savien: Geo is dead!
Marlow: Correct!
(Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing)
Marlow: So, did you see the murderer?
Gwain and Savien: Nah, sorry mate.
Marlow: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture them, and no one will ever die again!
(Gwain and Savien applause)
Savien: Ah, well that's nice.
Gwain: I am damn proud right now.
(Deva appears in scene)
Deva: Atteeeeeeeeention!
(Deva rushes to dead Geo)
Deva: Geo is dead!
Marlow: We know!
Deva: Who killed him?!
Marlow: We don't know!
Deva: I will find clues!
(Deva searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)
Deva: What's that? Grabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why Geo is dead!
Gwain, Savien, and Marlow: Geo is dead?!
Deva: Slams hands on desk Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!
Gwain, Savien, and Marlow: All shocked
(Intense background stops, showing Gwain, Savien, and Marlow standing in front of a green screen)
Ami: (From far away) Incoming!
(Ambulance crashes Deva into a building wall, killing him.)
Ami: Exits out of Ambulance Raus, raus! Pushes Gwain, Savien, and Marlow away from Geo Move now! Kisses Geo on head
(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Geo)
Geo: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- Explodes Oof.
Ami: In my medical opinion, Geo is dead!
(Camera rotates to Savien)
Savien: Ami, what happened?
Ami: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right (Intense background comes in) Geo was killed!
(Intense background stops)
Gwain, Savien, and Marlow: Panicking
Ami: I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Marlow: Well, now what?
(Agni entering while doing the conga in the background)
Agni: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom!
Marlow: Says "Oh, come on." before Agni says boom
Agni: Look at this! Freaking Geo is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Pause Ahm...
Marlow: Yes, yes, Agni.
Agni: Yea?
Marlow: Go home!
(Deva appears in a car telling Agni to get in)
Agni: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.
(Car drives off and crashing noise is heard)
Agni: Screams of pain
Marlow: Ok, let's get back to the point.
Geo: Poking at his dead body I think Geo is dead.
Gwain, Savien, Marlow, and Ami: Geo is dead?!
Ami: Turns around and notices dead Agni in burning car Agni! I will heal you- Car explodes and camera goes back to Geo
Geo: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Me?!
(Camera shows on Luna drinking Scrumpy)
Luna: Slurp Slurp It was me!
Gwain, Savien, Marlow, and Geo: Shocked
Luna: Yes! Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Luna's body and Luna eats the bottle I did it like this: Takes out a revolver and shoots Savien in chest Boom! Luna flies off from force of revolver blast
Savien: Screams of pain
Luna: Woop dee doo!
Gwain, Marlow, and Geo: Are terrified seeing Savien's dead body
Luna: Burps That's a joke, lads.
Gwain, Marlow, and Geo: Starts laughing like crazy
Luna: Slurp Slurp Burp It was... yo-... Burp Points at Gwain Her!
Gwain: Shocked How did you know?!
Luna: I didn't. Burps That was a joke too.
(Camera moves to Gwain, as Luna keeps drinking faster)
Luna: Falls on ground Oh, I'm dead.
Gwain: Manic laughter That's right! It was me!
Marlow: You monster!
Geo: But whyyyyy?
Gwain: Cause you're fat, boy. And another thing, you're ugly.
Geo: Gwain, stop!
Gwain and Geo: Arguing
Marlow: Shrugs (Text appears saying : IT'S TRADITION)
Gwain: Ah dammit Geo **** off! You are dead.
Geo: No u, POW! Haha.
(Gwain falls dead on floor)
Geo: You are dead! Not big surprise.
Marlow: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Marlow doing flip on noose Watch and lea- Choking noises
Geo: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
VOUS LISEZ
A Couple of Shy mutes, A Gwain Saga fanfiction (Geo x Ami,)
FanfictionContains: Geo x Ami, Deva x Savien, Agni x Lanney, noobe x being a good bean (theres like 0 gwain saga fanfics!!! why tho?! ) (i did not create the art for the MENACING book cover, i did edit the image however) Also... this takes place immidately af...
