Dear Evan Hansen,
We're been way too out of touch.
Things have been crazy,
And it sucks that we don't talk that much.
But I should tell you that I think of you each night.
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight.
Cue Zoe and Evan hanging out at the gym. Zoe was currently typing out a letter that should be seen as Jared writing to Evan, and of course, she couldn't help but make it dirty.
"Why would you write that?!" Evan yelled, glaring at her.
Zoe laughed. "I'm just trying to tell the truth!"
Evan rolled his eyes. "You know, if you're not going to take this seriously..."
"Okay, you need to calm yourself," Zoe replied, looking back at him.
"These have to be perfect, okay?" Evan asked. "These emails have to be completely realistic! They have to prove that we were actually-"
"-friends." Jared smirked. "Awww, Evan, am I your best friend?"
Connor just rolled his eyes. "Dude, leave him alone."
Jared audibly gasped. "Is Connor jealous?"
"What? No!"
Jared giggled. "I think someone's jealous!"
"Oh, fuck off." Connor rolled his eyes, flipping Jared off.
"There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another!" Zoe yelled.
Jared walked over to her so Evan could look at him, giving Evan a smug look as a joke before laughing and running away.
"In fact," Zoe started. "Some would say there's something quite beautiful!"
"Let's go back, Zoe!" Evan snapped, taking the computer from her and typing away.
I gotta tell you, life without you has been hard.
"Hard?"
Has been bad.
"Bad?"
Has been rough.
Zoe smirked. "Kinky."
And I miss talking about life and other stuff.
"Very specific," Zoe chuckled.
"Yeah, really specific. That's the point, Zoe. Nobody is specific in letters! They're casual." Jared frowned.
"Honestly!" Connor chuckled. "Who doesn't say 'stuff?'"
"Shut up," Evan mumbled, to really everyone in that room.
I like my parents.
Zoe, Connor, and Jared all laughed in sync, all asking the same question. "Who says that?"
I love my parents but each day's another fight.
If I stop smoking drugs, then everything might be alright.
"Smoking drugs?" All three of them spoke in sync again causing Evan to sigh, handing the computer to Zoe.
"Just fix it!"
"This isn't realistic at all!" Zoe yelled, editing some of the text on the computer. "It doesn't even sound like Jared!"
"I want to show that I was like... a good friend, you know? That I was trying to help him," Evan replied, looking over at her.
Zoe started laughing. "Oh my god."
If I stop smoking crack
"Crack?!"
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
Jared couldn't help but chuckle. "Yeah, right."
I'll turn it around wait and see
Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
"Okay, the real question here: who talks in rhymes, and what senior uses 'reinvention' in a letter?" Jared asked.
"I have no idea," Connor shrugged.
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely,
Me
Zoe turned to face Evan. "Are we done yet?"
"Well, I can't just give them one email!" Evan frowned.
"Okay. Please, stop hyperventilating," Zoe said, resting her head in her hand.
"I'm not hyperventilating."
"You are having considerable trouble breathing."
"I'm not, Zoe, I-"
"Do you need a paper bag to breathe in?"
"I am not hyperventilating!" Evan yelled, taking the computer back and typing away.
Dear Jared Kleinman,
Yes, I also miss our talks.
Stop doing drugs, just try to take deep breaths and go on walks.
Jared laughed, speaking the same thing as Zoe. "No."
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees.
Zoe, Jared, and Connor all spoke for this one. "No!"
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise.
Zoe scoffed. "Absolutely not."
Dude I'm proud of you, just keep pushing through.
You're turning around I can see
So just let it be
Sincerely,
Me
Zoe smirked, taking the computer.
Dear Evan Hansen,
You think my sister's hot.
"What the hell?" Evan snapped, glaring over at her.
She just laughed. "My bad."
Dear Evan Hansen,
Thanks for every note you send.
Evan took the computer now, typing out his response.
Dear Jared Kleinman,
I'm just glad to be your friend.
'Cause our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond!
But not because we're gay.
Dear Evan Hansen,
No not because we're gay
We're close but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad
"I don't even have a dad!" Jared yelled.
Well anyway!
Dear Jared Kleinman,
You're getting better everyday
Dear Evan Hansen,
I'm getting better everyday
We keep getting better everyday!
Zoe and Evan smirked before yelling like idiots, because why not? "Hey, hey, hey, hey!"
Dear Jared Kleinman,
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you wanna be
Sincerely,
Miss you dearly...
Sincerely,
Me!
Dear Evan Hansen,
Sincerely,
Me
Dear Jared Kleinman,
Sincerely,
Me
Dear Evan Hansen
Sincerely,
Me
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