Your first word

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The meme represents my writing lmao

CW: swearing


DADDY DREAM!!

'OH GEORGE~!' Dream yelled, clearly trying to scare his friend. They were doing another manhunt 'for old times sake'. In the background you could hear Sapnap giggling, Bad shouting tips for George and Ant, well he wasn't actually talking at the moment. 'NO! DREAM! NO! PLEASE! SAPNAP STOP LAUGHING! HELP! NOOO!' Y/n could hear Uncle George (Do you call your parent's bestfriends Auntie/Uncle?) scream from the computer. 'HA! Take that Gogy!' Dream wheezed. 'G-Gogy?' Y/n said. Dream thought he was going to die from cuteness. 'Did- did Y/n just say their first word?' George questioned. 'YES!' Dream exclaimed, his eyes glittering in awe. 'AW THAT'S SO CUTE!' Bad squealed. Y/n giggled at the reactions. 'Gogy!' they said again. 'That's so cute their first word was Gogy' Ant said, surprised. Sapnap was still laughing and missed the entire thing-


Colourblind Boi

As their father sat on a video call with his friend, Dream, Y/n sat eating a banana (sorry if you don't like bananas-). George pulled them up onto his lap and (Y/n) did that cute baby wave at Dream. Looking down at the fruit in their hands, Y/n muttered 'Banoonoo'. 'Did... Did they just say banana?' George said, confused. 'Holy crap, that was cute!' Dream said, in awe that his friend's small child just said their first word.


Sappy

'They're sooo cute!!!' Dream cooed at the baby, who was giggling at him, 'I love their little green sweater!' 'Wait.... I thought it was yellow!' George complained. 'Oh Gogy, that's just cause you're colourblind, duh' Sapnap said, clearly trying to provoke the man. 'Oh shut up, Snapmap.' George said, annoyed. 'Snapmap!' giggled a little voice from behind the arguing men. Someone started boiling a kettle and George fell over from laughing so much. Sapnap was just as much confused as he was embarrassed.


MUFFINS!!!

'Skeppy you muffin!!' Bad protested as he found out that Skeppy had been trolling him for the third time that week, and it was only Thursday! 'It was funny! Admit it!!' Skeppy said, laughing like a maniac. 'No!! It was not!! Stop being a muffin head!!' Bad was annoyed. 'Muffwin!' A little voice gigled from behind Bad. 'Awww!!! Y/n's first word was muffin!!! I'm so proud!!' (;^;)


Geppy

On a walk in the park, Skeppy and Y/n enjoyed a bit of peace and quiet. Skeppy carried a bag of stale bread to feed the ducks and had a small child perched on his shoulders. Y/n babbled happily to themself while Skeppy smiled at the noise coming from his child. Nearing the pond, he could hear the ducks quacking as if communicating with each other. Y/n's head perked up at the sound. 'DUCK!' They shouted. Skeppy didn't notice for a minute, but then realised they had said their first word. He was so proud, they fed the ducks then he went and a celebratory cupcake for them (if you don't like cupcakes, replace it with something else).

Anarchist pigman

'Tell them to say fuck!' Tommy was being particularly annoying that day. 'I shall not be teaching Y/n swear words. You clearly learned too young.' Techno replied. 'Stab.' Y/n gabbled from on Techno's lap, somehow in the same monotone voice her father used. 'WHAT?!' Tommy yelled. 'I think they want me to stab you.' Techno said, an audible smirk on his face. Even though he didn't do it on stream, he made sure to make a fuss of Y/n for saying their first word, because who wouldn't want to stab gremlin child? (/j-)





Holy crap that was a lot words-

I'm so sorry for procrastinating for so long lol

But hey, it's out now :)

I promise I'll get more chapters out more often!

I think I might make a highschool au book? What do you guys think?

Any requests for this book? Like do you want me to add someone else, or do you have a scenario suggestion? Let me know here!

People I won't be adding to this book (AS PARENTS):

Fruitberries, Illumina or Redvelvet/Velvetiscake - I don't know enough about them.


~884 words~


~Mother-Chan out!~

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