A/N: I found a fanfic on another platform that I remembered it's like some graduation prom or something.
Shinohara wants to invite Ike to a date and propose- uhh... conf- uhh... do something to him. She gave him choco on White Day.
Ike: i don't need it.
Shinohara: it's giri choco! besides u look hungry!
Ike: fuck off ugly fuck!
Shinohara: *pouts* i have no one to partner with!
Ike: then what do you want?
Shinohara: please partner me just this once, it's embarassing if i keep asking u out like that!
Ike: fine whatever!
Shinohara dragged Ike to a corner.
Shinohara: wear this please *puppy eyes that looked disgusting*
Ike: hehe you look so ugly when u do that
Shinohara: *pouts* idiot *drums Ike's head with her fists*
m.obfa.g wanted to give both of them giant googly eyes for plot reasons so they could stop fighting about how ugly her puppy eyes face was.
Shinohara: welp i feel different. Anyways wear this it looks so cute
Ike, being an idiot, didn't know what was that at first. It was a goofy dress she bought for him. He literally wore it. It looked so out of place in reality but Shinohara was deluded.
Ike: i feel weird. Whats the meaning of this? (oh no Ken and Ryoutarou would probably kill me for being a bastard)
Shinohara: hahaha u fell for it idio-
*poke*
*stab*
*stab*
*click click*
*lead drops*
Ike: *glares with googly eyes*
Shinohara: *removes broken googly eyes* just accept me! *pout*
Ike: w-what? how about you say it nicely?
Shinohara: i can't keep doing that! please i just have no one to partner with! (i'm desperate and have to ask an idiot!)
Ike: ugh fine! *takes off dress* i don't need this take it back you uggo.
Shinohara walked a short distance away trying to leave but was met with a pencil harpoon.
Ike: *pout* i'm not done yet!!! *runs over*
Shinohara: yeah right, now u became an annoying-
*grabs pencil*
*stab*
*scribble*
*scribble*
Shinohara: stop it oww- *stares at Ike*
Ike: *looks away* *grabs Shinohara's head* fine if that's what you want
Shinohara: i'm reminded of pokemonogatari if u stab me.
Ike: t-t-that series? what the hell! *lies on ground and kicking and punching floor*
Shinohara: stop being a fool!
Ike: y-you called me a what?!
Shinohara stared at the pencil for a moment. This time, it looked different. It looked like Karuizawa's pencil.
Shinohara: look at the number. isn't this karuizawa-san's pencil?
Ike: w-what? *looks at pencil* (it isn't a 0.3? and i don't remember how i got-) OH NOOOO I MADE A MISTAKE
Shinohara: *pouts* hmpf proof (fucking pervert)
Ike: what proof that i stabbed u
Shinohara: u used karuizawa-san's pencil why don't u use ur own idiot
Ike: it was a mistake! and is the eggplant u normally use even yours?
Shinohara: that dosen't matter
Ike: you should have told me before i did it! *reaches for his own*
*poke*
*poke*
*scribble*
*scribble*
Shinohara: stop oww it's ticklish
Indeed, the pencil marks on her head she felt could not make her think coherently. There were drawings of poop and the word 'ugly' on her face by a childish Ike. Ike threw Kei's pencil far away and it landed in a bush. Meanwhile-
Kei: mou, How did my pencil get stuck in here? i don't remember using it or taking it out- KIYOTAKA!!!
Kiyotaka: (i have nothing to do with this. what's happening again?)
Kei: muuuu! *pouts* *crawls on floor*
Kiyotaka: (cute) what's wrong?
Kei: did u hide my pencil in a bush
Kiyotaka: i don't lnow where it is in the first place.
Kei: lie! *puppy eyes pout* *kicks and punches the floor*
Kiyotaka: anyways i too, don't have a spare pencil so i guess u're lucky to find it here
(END)
A/N: I can't be addicted to writing this nooooo, enjoy cringe fuel if u happen to land on this page. Also 'writer's block' made me forget how to write coherently.
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