Y/n dies, meets a goddess, and gets sent to another world, meets a Neet, a Goddess with a drinking problem, an Explosion loving maniac, and a masochistic crusader. Traditional Konosuba X Reader fic.
Except this brand of Y/n takes the powers of The V...
You were there in your room, chilling, when you realized that you were out of food, and being the absolute Unit you were, decided to get food for your house.
"Hey, M/n, I'm going to get food, I'll be right back!"
"Make sure you grab milk, your father forgot to get it."
"Alright, love ya!"
You walked to the store at a brisk pace, walking past the house of Kazuma Satou, the boy passed away a few weeks ago, and being one of the few people who knew the guy well enough, you mourned his death, it was rather tragic.
He died trying to push a girl out of the way of a tractor from what you heard, but the tractor was moving so slow that it didn't matter, and he died from the shock of thinking he got hit.
Wherever he is, he must be thinking he died like a traditional isekai protagonist.
You nodded once at his house, and walked away, mood lowered.
It took a few minutes to finally reach the store, and when you did, you got the food, and walked back home.
As your mother cooked food, you played Hollow Knight, which was your favorite game.
Right before you entered the arena of Absolute Radiance, your mom called out to you.
"Hey, get down here, it's time for food!"
You ran down the stairs faster than you could say "Itadakimasu!"
Which you knew from experience.
Soon, you where sat at the table, eating away at the plate of sushi, until a piece got stuck in your throat.
Like most normal humans, who have to breathe, this caused you to panic due to the lack of air reaching your lungs, though the panic caused you to waste the precious air, and soon you where gone.
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You woke up in a dark room, your last memories of you panicking while chocking on your meal.
You where sat down on a long white chair, that looked like it was meant to seat multiple people, like a divine park bench.
"Y/n L/n, sadly a few moments ago, you passed away."
"Well, yeah? I figured that one out." You snapped back, quite rudely I may add.
"S-sorry, it's just that many people freak out when they get here, so I usually try to tell them what's going on."
You looked to the woman talking to you.
She had stunning silver white hair, with a rift that defied gravity, brown eyes, and was dressed much like a nun, except with black and yellow instead of black and white.
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"Sorry, I just... That was rude of me, your just trying to do your job."
"Yes, it is ok. I haven't introduced myself yet, My name is Eris, and I offer you three choices on behalf of the gods.
The first is heaven, which isn't as amazing as your Bible makes it out to be, you sit around all day and bask in the sun."
'I mean... I'm all for praising the sun... But... that option sucks more than the oversized moth.'
"What are the other two?"
"You could go back to your home world as an infant, without your memories."
"Restarting from zero doesn't sound all that appealing. The third option?"
"Well, there is a world under attack from a demon king, which is self-explanatory, and since we, the gods, can't fight him ourselves without a special set of circumstances, we send other people to this world to fight him, while bestowed with strong abilities, such as a cursed sword that could cut anything, or the ability to Return from Dea... But we don't talk to much about other powers."
"I think I'll take that the third option." The third idea sounded potentially dangerous, but with the ability you had in mind, it would be a cake walk.
"Then let's get your ability sorted out... Oh, before I forget, you won't have to worry about knowing their language, since it will jump started into your brain."
"That doesn't sound to bad, not like I'll die, right?"
Eris looked away shyly, as she scratched a part of her cheek.
"Wait a min-"
"And your ability, you can either choose from a preset ability, or think of something yourself."
"Well, let's see these pre-sets then."
As you looked through the papers, you realized something... They were broken as hell, like this sword that could cut through time! How would that even work? Is it like King Crimson? Or this spell that erases other people's abilities just by looking at them... Wait isn't that from somewhere?
Then you remembered, 'oh wait, I already have an overpowered idea.'
"Eris! I have an ability in mind!"
"Tell, me, if the wish isn't too powerful, we will send it with you."
"I want the power of The Vessel, from Hollow Knight!"
"I will have to converse with the gods, I will be right back."
While waiting on the bench for a period of time, you had started to shuffle around on the bench. When Eris returned, you were upside down. You hurriedly rushed to right yourself as she giggled.
"The gods believe that your power is not too strong for the world. So just sit tight while you are sent to the world."
The floor begins to glow with a sigil as it rises, bringing you the new world.
"If you are able to kill the Demon King, the gods will grant you any one wish. Good Luck!"
Your eyes fill with light as you feel something moving around your head.
