You woke up. startled where the fuck am I???? I looked around sitting in an empty room. It smelt strongly of metal. A tv caught my attention. "I sure hope i'm not paying TV license for this, tv license is useless!!" I mumbled to myself. Trying to get out pulling on the doors, I heard a noise. It startled me at first. The noise sounded like a fucked up mickey mouse. "everyone must meet in the main hall of this prestigious academy," Okay so i'm at a school. Ah yes I suddenly remembered Britpop Peak Academy! The school for every ultimate of the britpop (and madchester as well!!) genre, legend has it that everyone here graduated and succeeded. The doors felt lighter as I pushed them open trying to escape. Brushing down my f r e d p e r r y shirt I felt a label on it. Repulsed I peeled it off, it read: damon albarn, ultimate arrogant. I remembered my name, and that was about it. Ah and I was in a band but that is the same with everyone who would be here... probably? Either way I stumbled down the halls suddenly reaching a door with Main Hall written it. You shoved the doors open seeing 10 other people waiting there. They all had the same labels on as I did. I walked up to someone who had bright red hair, she looked... interesting. "Hello!" I said marching up to her "oh hi," she said looking confused "my name is Miki Benadryl I am the ultimate degenerate slayer" Slayer? Jesus christ I thought. "Cool I am damon albarn, ultimate arrogant."
You moved on running up to someone else. He had large eyes and he looked like a fucking skeleton. "HELO" he said "I AM THE ULTIMATE DANCER, DONT KNOW MY NAME" you looked down at his sticker and saw he was only listed as "Bez" "Yep my names Damon, I am the Ultimate Arrogant" you said.
The bear you met at the start walked in explaining the rules of the killing game (writers note: cba explaining since this all a fat joke lol) "here is a list of everyone's ultimates!" he yelled. everyone in the room looked so scared. I could feel the mood of the room slowly drop. Being the ultimate arrogant I was sure I could make it out.
Ultimates list BEZ ULTIMATE DANCER
JARVIS COCKER ULTIMATE FASHIONISTA
ALEX JAMES ULTIMATE TORY
MIKI BENADRYL ULTIMATE DEGENERATE SLAYER
BRETT ANDERSON ULTIMATE SMARTS
CRISPIN HUNT ULTIMATE PIG BREEDER
LIAM GALLAGHER ULTIMATE SWIMMER (LOL HELLO KIRSTY)
EMMA ANDERSON ULTIMATE BATH BOMB
GRAHAM COXON ULTIMATE SCET
DAVID ROWNTREE ULTIMATE POTATOE
DAMON ALBARN ULTIMATE ARROGANT
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Danganronpa: B R I T P O P
Mystery / ThrillerAYYEE THIS IS INSPIRED BY A FANFIC WHICH WILL COME UP IF U SEARCH UP "BRITPOP ACADEMY" SO READ IT LOL!! BASICALLY DANGANRONPA BUT BRITPOP U PLAY AS DAMON ALBARN SO YEP!!!!! BRIEF SMUT BUT NOT REALLY LOL ༻✦༺ ༻✧༺ ༻✦༺༻✦༺ ༻✧༺ ༻✦༺༻✦༺ ༻✧༺ ༻✦༺༻✦༺ ༻✧༺ ...
