Dialuci short stories

Diavolo...

a/n i also posted this on tiktok, so i pinkie promise i'm not stealing anything :)

"How many times do I need to tell you two? More behaviour like this will just make Diavolo disappointed and ruin our reputation." You and Mammon rolled your eyes at Lucifer's usual lecture. It was the exact same as always. Respect this, Diavolo that. Really, was accidentally tearing down a few old banners all that bad?

'Why are we so scared of Diavolo anyway?' you thought to yourself. 'I mean yeah he's the literal ruler of Hell, but he doesn't even look scary.'

You raised your hand to interrupt Lucifer. He paused and motioned for you to continue with a frown.

"How bad can Diavolo's wrath be? Like, I've never even seen him hurt a fly."

"You're being too confident." Lucifer interrupted with a finger in the air. "He could tear apart mountains with his bare hands. He could burn down entire villages with a glance; and has. Believe me when I say, he could kill you in less than a thought, with elegance, beauty, grace, and-" Lucifer opened his eyes, which he closed during his speech. He had a blank look on his face until Mammon started giggling in the corner. His confusion quickly turned to annoyance as he grabbed a nearby newspaper and thumped him on the head. You covered your mouth to avoid the same moaning and groaning Mammon was doing.

"As you were saying?" You managed to avoid giggling through the sentence.

"As I was saying," Lucifer glared through you, "Diavolo is not one to be at odds with. Even with his outward personality."