funny quotes that can make you magicaly happy

quotes

MATH mental abuse to humans

I didn't fall the floor needed a hug

My room isn't messy, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit

Im not arguing. Im simply explaining that I'm right

When I say I miss school I mean I miss the fun and my friends not the school

1st friend: I had a dream about you 2nd friend:awww really? 1st friend: Yeah, you died

High school looked so much cooler on TV

Adult are just kids with money

I was normal then I met a bunch of losers. These days I call those losers my best friends

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead

When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body. Now what?"

People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important

I saw a spider in my bathtub so I got a tissue and very very carefully burned down the house

I'm acting like I'm ok please dont interrupt my performance

HOMEWORK: as if being at school for seven hours is enough

I hate it when people see me at the store and are like hey what are you doing here and im like oh you know hunting elephants

Did you fall? No I attacked the floor. Backwards? I'm freaking talented!

When I call my parents and they don't answer it's no big deal but if the call me and I don't answer it's like world war II

At weddings old people poke me and say your next so I started doing the same thing at funerals

Girl: hey can you help me? Boy: sure what's up? Girl: how do I tell a guy I like them? Boy: who is it? Girl: can't say. Boy: well just say it. Girl: I like you. Boy: yeah like that. Girl: your an idiot.