Zoro x the chimney he was stuck in

Zoro and chimney reunite

Zoro carefully runs to the chimney, making sure to not wake anyone in the house below him up. His heart is racing, he hasn't seen this chimney in ages.. He would have left Luffy's crew and abandon his dream to become the worlds best swordsman for this chimney if he didn't have to save someone. She's cold, and a bit dirty, but Zoro doesn't care. His love will warm her up. "Oh, how I've missed you, my sweet chimney...", Zoro whispers. "I don't have time to worry about if Chopper will make fun of me for this, one day he'll understand that I can't control my feelings for you". He gently strokes the chimney in an attempt to warm her up. "I never got to look at you this closely", he says while continuing to warm the chimney up. "Oh, I should be careful with my swords, I might accidentally wake some people up if they scrape against the roof..." Zoro thought, still rubbing the beautiful chimney. "Every single bit of you is perfect, my dear chimney, your cement... your bricks, the bugs you allow to live on your body.." Zoro lovingly licks the chimney. After a few minutes of rubbing the chimney, he decides to just start cuddling his beloved. Despite how cold and hard she is, Zoro enjoys every single second of it. After a few minutes he starts falling asleep, like he literally always does why the hell does Zoro sleep so much what is wrong with him????