Jeffree's POV:
It was just another day in my big mansion where I was surrounded by tons of money. Nothing out of the ordinary. I was making racist videos with Shane, accusing James of being a pedophile because he's better at makeup than I am, and causing Tati to have her fiftieth mental breakdown on YouTube. Everything was going perfect until I noticed something was off. The turtles. I saw the hashtag #SaveTheTurtles trending and I knew that something had to be done about it. I used my makeup sales to pay a scientist to make a machine to turn a turtle human. Then, I went to the beach and found my prey. After transforming him into a human, I began to show Crush around on land, showing him everything that I possibly could.
"Crush," I said after the span of just one day of knowing him, "I think... I think I'm falling for you," I told him, my Jeffree Star pink highlighter getting darker against my snow white complexion as I blushed profusely.
"Dude..." He said to me, he was definitely high on seaweed, but I didn't care, I just knew that we'd get together. "I totally feel some sort of way about you too, man."
I felt my heart flutter as I looked into his eyes before reaching out my long slender fingers to stroke his face. I slowly pulled him in for a kiss, my luscious pink painted lips (with the Jeffree Star lipstick, of course) pressed up against his saltwater dry lips. I felt like I was in heaven, though I know I won't go there due to my actions.
As I slipped my tongue into his mouth, I swear I could taste the ocean. I felt contact high as his kiss intoxicated mine. I was definitely saving the turtles in one of the only ways I knew how to do. After a moment, I pulled away and stared into his beautiful sea foam green eyes. "Wait, I can't do this yet... I'm fresh out of a relationship," I told him.
It was true, me and Shane had a secret relationship with each other. We hid it from our fans, but behind the scenes it was all play no talk. Sadly, Shane left me for his cat or something like that. I'm not sure what happened, I was too busy wiping my tears with my money.
"How about-" I began to walk my long fingers up Crush's chest as I spoke "we go upstairs and-" I paused for dramatic affect as I smirked while looking at the surfer dude. "Film a video for my YouTube channel!" I finished, ending the suspense as I grabbed his hand and yanked him upstairs to my huge bedroom. Quickly, I turned on my camera and began the video.
"Hello everybody. Now, I wanted to make a serious video to address something trending at this very moment," I said as I looked into the camera, letting a tear stream down my porcelain cheek. I wasn't addressing the scandal that I had created that was also trending, no. I was addressing something better that will get my idiot followers to get off my back about my choices.
"I am here to talk about #SaveTheTurtles," I say and smile brightly into the camera. "Now, as you all know, the turtles are in absolute danger, so I used my money to save them. I turned this turtle into a human and I will become his lover to help repopulated the ocean!" I say, my annoying voice ringing through the walls of my mansion.
"Now, I will do Crush's makeup for you because I can't get off without somebody wearing the Official Jeffree Star makeup line," I say and begin to do his makeup. Compared to my completion, Crush is darker, so he's doing white face, but you don't see me getting offended over that like those "woke" people hating on me and Shane.
"And we are all done. Make sure to use the promo code: Turtle Lives Matter, to get 10% off your purchase for as long as I'm dating Crush!"
As soon as I turned the camera off, Crush looked at me, furrowing his eyebrows. "Dude, I thought we weren't dating just yet?"
I look at him and bit my bottom lip. "Well... I decided that I want to be more than just friends." That's when I pulled him in and began to kiss him yet again. Soon, clothes were being stripped off and my thin body was revealed.
I'm glad that he didn't say anything about my fake breasts because I'm sensitive about them. Soon, I got down on my knees and took his 12 inch disco stick into my mouth. He was close, but I wasn't going to give him the satisfaction until he was inside of my butt.
"Dude..." He said as I pulled off of him and pushed him down on the bed. I twerked on him before lowering myself onto his huge schlong and began to make sweet sweet love to him all night long.
When we were through, I kissed him and cuddled him in my huge bed, scrolling through twitter, creating rumors about myself and Kayne West to stir up drama as I watched the world around me burn.
