Poppy (narrating): By nature, trolls are determined to make friends wherever they go. maybe too determined. so that's when we learned there were all sorts of trolls and ali-humans out there it was like there were friends EVERYWHERE!
*scrapbook trolls hug each other while one scrapbook troll hugs a cactus*
Molly (Narrating): oh wait we went too far hang on, recently our people discovered we are not the only trolls in this world, we're just the pop trolls, one of many separate tribes, scattered throughout the world! there's the country-western tribe, classical, funk, techno and hard rock!
molly (narrating): actually we weren't always separated ya know what lemme back it up even more...it was long ago, 14 billion years ago when the cosmos were still new
Smidge: uhh poppy, molly? I think that's a little too far
Molly: ah right my bad but guys come on it's been weeks since we found out we're one of six tribes and also the fact I'm not the only ali-human in this world but we ain't no better friends with them now than we were today
Poppy: yeah molly has a point and neither of us means to get hysterical but it feels like the other tribes are becoming less of friends and more of...ACQUAINTANCES
*the snack-pack gasp*
Biggie: Mr. dinkles I don't ever want you saying that word!
DJ suki: molly, poppy we all wanna be friends with the trolls and the ali-humans too but they live so far away, what do you think we should do?
poppy: oh we'll tell ya DJ we'll convince them to come here and live with us!
molly: so guys just close your eyes and imagine hundred of trolls from each tribe living in harmony, forming a new troll city
Chenille: ooh it looks beautiful! satin's dress looks hideous by the way
Satin: hey!
Poppy: A Beacon of love and friendship for everyone!
Biggie: Oh I'm flying Mr. dinkles!
Molly: All of us together, but unified like- uh
Satin: Like many garments forming one fashion line?
Smidge: Like many weights forming one dumbell?
Guy Diamond: or Like all the glitter trolls coming together to form one glorious glitter fart?
*then guy farts glitter*
Molly: yeah like that and I know one thing my dudes we will call it... "TrollsTopia"
Guy diamond: speaking as a parent count me in I'd love to expose tiny diamond and Lil' icy to new cultures, they absorb foreign concepts easily at this stage of development
*tiny diamond and Lil' icy pop out of guy's hair*
Tiny diamond: yeah daddy our brains are like sponges for reals!!!
*tiny blasts his airhorns*
Lil' icy: mhm That's what's up!
*Lil' icy hops out of guy's hair and flies onto the ground with her wings*
Lil' icy: And the best part is we don't got one voice of desent to hear us out!
Lil' icy:...why does that sound wrong?
Molly: wait...hold on just one-sixtieth of a minute...we're missing someone
*at branch's bunker*
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Trollstopia Season 1 (with the ali-humans)
HumorWhen Poppy and molly learn there are five other Trolls tribes and ali-humans scattered throughout the forest, they decide to bring delegates from the Country Western, Classical, Funk, Techno and Hard Rock tribes to live together in their village.
