The rat fam fanfiction

Ur mom gaey

Lui time for school!" Said Eve and slushy. "Coming bitchesss!" Lui dashes down the stairs knowing that today is the day she gets to make new friends and bitches . Slushy slaps
Eves titties again like the day when Lui and Reese said their first words. This time she didn't have barbecue sauce. She had macaroni , "ew eve why do you have macaroni on your shirt" Lui and Reese who just arrived downstairs looks at their mother while she shaves her head again after letting it grow out for years "don't worry guys it's just macaroni" eve says while looking for the wig she had on a few months ago. "Yeah lui Reese hurry up and get in the car so we can do some things while you're gone" slushy says while getting the car keys "ok bye moms cya later" Lui Reese walks to the car with everything ready for the school day. As the car goes to the school reese gets a paper for her schedule "mom what's sex Ed?" Slushy quickly grabs the paper and gasps. "Reese don't worry haha uh just skip that class and I'll have a talk with your principal okay?" Lui looks at slushy suspiciously while reading Reese's schedule. Slushy parks the car at the school Lui and Reese is attending at. "Bye hoes I'll pick you up at 2:50 cya later" slushy speeds away from the school. "BYE MOM!" Reese and lui says as they walks in the school. "Hey YOU" some random kid says to Reese . "Who me?" Says Reese in a confused tone."no duh it's you Reese" lui says while walking away from the school slowly "I want you to give me the keys to the mayor!" Reese once again confused walks away with lui from the child. "HEY COME BACK HERE" Reese and lui starts running to their home room. "Alright class-" Reese opens the class door and speeds to a desk with lui before that child comes back. "Reese may I have a word with you?" Reese scaredly walks up meanwhile lui wheezes. "Yes miss?" Reese says. "It seems like you have sex Ed right now young lady not homeroom" Reese nods and walks to a different room. The same child approaches her yelling "GIVE ME THE KEYYYY" Reese slaps him in the dick and runs to the other side of the school where lui was selling drugs. "Fuck that I'm going home come on lui" Reese and lui walks back home knowing the way to go thanks to lui having her phone on her. They both open the door of their house after finally finding their way back, hearing their parents argue over the wig being a turn on or a turn off. Lui grabs popcorn and watches her parents argue over this. While Reese just joins in with lui and watches. "AND THATS WHY YOUR MAMA DEAD" said eve. Slushy gasps "AND THATS WHY YOUR SHOES RAGGEDY" Reese goes into the kitchen knowing what a knife is after that random kid who yelled out keys or smth. And cut angels dick off, he yelled "HOLY FUCKING BITCH ASS SHIT TO THE HOLY LORD OF CHRIST" lui, eve, and slushy turned to see where Reese was only to look to the kitchen and sees they're dumbass child of a demon was finally dickless. "SLUSHY TIME TO BURRY THIS BITCH" eve yells. slushy agrees and grabs the shovel to plant a tree outside. "Ah what a lovely day :) just me eve, lui, Reese, and my dickless kid who I hate" Slushy relaxes with Eve, lui and Reese as angel cries out of pain since his dick is cut off