Underwear? What about it?

Sparring Irritation

It was a nice sunny day at the Fabre castle. The sun was shining it's ray of lights down onto the beautiful world. The air was refreshing with birds singing, but all of this Luke did not care about at all. He was bored and had nothing better to do. The red headed was lying down on his bed, looking at the ceiling.

"Damn, it's so boring around here. Everyone is so busy doing random shit and I don't have anything to do. What should I-"

There was a sudden knock on the door on his door and looked up. He said come in to see his blond tall friend.

"Hey Guy, what do you want?" He asked looking back up at the ceiling.

"I couldn't help but hear you were bored."

"Yeah cause I have nothing to do. Why else would I be bored?"

"Why not hang out somewhere else?"

"That's boring. I want to go with someone else, but everyone's busy. Tear is doing some ceremony in Yulia, Jade's busy with the military, Anise is working at some place, Natalia is off at some meeting in Daath, and you're busy doing work here." The red headed said with frustration.

"What about Mieu?"

"I don't want to hang out with that thing. Plus he's busy helping his tribe."

"Well, I just finished all my work. We can train if you want." Guy said winking at him.

"Stop being so gay. You wink at me literally every time when we're about to do something."

"Sorry, but I can't help it. I can't help think you would be so beautiful in the eyes of a hot and sexy tall guy like me."

"Stop flirting and let's just go."

"Whatever you say Luke." He smirked.

Guy left the room and Luke sat up to grab his sword.

"God, why is he being like this? I can't stand how he has to flirt with me 24/7. He said he liked women and yet here he is coming onto me like it's nobody's business. I hope I can do something that would embarrass the hell out of him so he could stop being so lovey dovey with me." He thought.

Guy made it to the garden of their usual spar spot and sat down on the bench. He could help but smile as he looked up at the clear blue sky with birds flying by in different directions.

"Hehe, making Luke mad is so cute. His reactions might get me killed one day, but I don't care. If I was a woman, I would fall for him and keep him away from anyone else who wants to take him especially Natalia. Oooooooo, that girl I just want to push her in the water in so I can be with Luke, but...," He sighed, frowning, "He likes girls and here I am being a gynophobia person and said I like women only. God why didn't I say I liked guys too? I thought I trusted them enough, but I guess I changed last minute. Oh geez."

Guy felt a slight irritation on his bottom and knew he had a wedgie bothering him.

"God, why is this underwear being an ass? I work as a servant I have to wear these damn white briefs? Why does it matter what underwear I wear? Let me be in my goddamn boxers. At least I don't have to wear these stupid briefs when I'm heading out to places. Plus no one can see what I'm wearing anyways. God that Duke. Being strict as ever."

Just as he finished picking it, Luke came running out.

"Took you long enough." Guy said with his usual smile.

"Sorry, Uncle wanted something." He responded.

"What was it that he asked?"

"He asked me if he's seen you around."

"Me?"

"Yeah, he said that he wants you to pick up your laundry."

"Please. He doesn't have to tell me what to do."

"Anyway, let's just get started."

Luke and Guy went to their starting points with swords out.

"Ready?" Guy asked with a smile.

"Ready as I'll ever be."

Guy nodded and Luke came charging forward. He easily parried all the incoming attacks and pushed him back. It was Guy's turn to charge and ran forward to attack. Luke started to look frustrated and what made it worse was when he tried to block an incoming attack holding him down, Guy started to look at him with a big grin on his face with a wink. He was so furious that he pushed Guy away from him. Guy got back to his stance, but then he felt the irritation in his butt again.

"Why now of all times?" He said trying to pick it.

Luke noticed the opening and went in. Guy finished picking to get completely off guarded by Luke's attack making him lose his sword. He fell onto the ground and tried to get up but Luke pointed his sword at him. Guy was shocked that Luke beat him, but he just smirked.

"Alright you win. It seems you've improved." He said shrugging.

"I know, but...," He said out of breath, "You were distracted... What were you distracted by?"

"Don't worry about it. You won fair and square. Now can you please stop pointing that sword at me?"

Luke did as he asked and Guy got back on his feet. He placed his two hands behind his back and looked at Luke.

"Well I'm gonna go get my laundry. I'll see you around Luke." He said as he begun walking away from him.

"Wait!"

"What's up? Do you want some of me or something?" The blonde asked laughing.

"N-No. God Guy. I need to discipline you or something." Luke said blushing.

"Oh you can discipline me all you want Da- I mean Luke."

"Ex-Excuse me?! Are you coming onto me?"

"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not."

"God you are such a nuisance."

"I'll take that as a compliment."

Luke sighs in frustration and says, "Anyway, I was gonna ask, were you trying to pick your underwear?"

"My underwear? What about it?" Guy asked nervously.

"Did you have a wedgie in your butt?"

"A-and what if I did?"

"I'm just asking."

"Jeez Luke, and I thought you said I was the pervert."

"Come on. We're both boys. What's the big deal?"

"You uh... gotta respect my own privacy man."

"You know what underwear I wear. It's only fair that you share me yours."

"Mind your own business Luke. I have to go get my laundry."

"So what? You can wedgie yourself with that underwear of yours?" Luke said with a smile.

"Shut the fuck up or you'll regret it. Take it back Luke." The blond responded angrily.

"Make me."

"Ugh. Whatever."

Guy walked away from Luke angrily to get his laundry.

"Fucking...ugh. Maybe he's right. I should mind my own business, but god now I have this annoying thought of wanting to know. I should probably just go on a walk outside of the castle. Maybe that will clear my mind." Luke said to himself.

Luke walked in the direction of his room to leave the garden. Guy was secretly hiding on the opposite wall of the direction Luke was looking and was frowning. He sighed and turned the frown upside down.

"You think I'll reveal to you my underwear choice? Think again. This is something I keep to myself. I'll endure every wedgie I get to protect this secret of mine from you. If you did know, I feel like it would be a roadblock of- no. I should just focus on protecting this secret."

Guy started to go right determined to be the winner and that he get the taste of it for the first time in many years for him.