I was just wandering through a strange cave system, trying to find any sort of exit. I had been hiking with a few friends when I accidentally tripped down a hill and fell into a cave and for whatever reason, the entrance just up and vanished.
I kept walking, trying to find a way out, when I came across a fork in my path. In between both paths were 2 signs each pointing in a different direction. The first sign pointed to the left path and had a bunch of stars on it, while the one below it pointed right and had a bunch of hearts on it.
(Y/n): what the hell is this?
I had no idea what this was supposed to mean, but I just shrugged and took the heart path. I walked down it, and after a while I saw a woman with white hair and horns holding a sledgehammer surrounded by numerous bloody corpses.
(Y/n): uhhhh
She turned to me with a look of lust in her eyes.
???: you and me...now.
(Y/n): NOPE!
I made a full 180 and ran for my life before making a sharp turn and taking the star path instead.
Once I was far enough down the path that I was sure that woman wasn't following me, I put my hands on my knees and took a second to breath. I was sweating like a scoured pig. I flapped my shirt, it was so hot in here that it felt like I was being cooked alive.
(Y/n): seriously, what is this place?
???: hello, is someone there?
I began to hear someone shouting further down the path. I looked up and cautiously tip toed down the path, just in case it was another person with a huge case of crazy. I ever so slowly peeked around a corner before seeing a sharply dress woman with horn and shades.
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She looked right at me, causing me to rush back to my hiding spot.
???: I know you're there, I'm not gonna try anything. Just come out.
I peeked around the corner again and saw her still staring at me. I came out and walked over to her, still keeping a bit of distance in case I needed to run again.
(Y/n): uh, hey.
???: sup?
(Y/n): um, so I fell into this cave while hiking with my friends and...now I'm kinda lost.
???: ha, rough day, huh?
(Y/n): yeah, to make things worse, I had to sprint away from some crazy chick with a sledgehammer.
???: haha, don't worry, I can help you outta here.
