You are a mere peasant in the kingdom of Cheesedonia, one day you bump into a tall, dark handsome stranger and you fall in love. Turns out that stranger is the king 😱 will you fall in love and live happily ever after?! Find out!!!!!! I wrote this w...
It was a dark and stormy evening. You were strolling down the streets of Cheesedonia marketplace, scanning each of the stalls carefully. "Can I interest you in a loaf of bread?" One of the sellers asks. You look at him, disgusted. "Bread?! That's rank. I only eat the finest, freshest fromage." You reply. "I'm joking we only sell cheese here. What kind of idiot eats bread? Jajaja" The man scoffs in reply. You laugh back at him and grab some of the fromage from his stall. You begin to walk away but he shouts back at you "Oi missy pissy bissy, you need to pay." "I don't have any money, sos." You say before sprinting away. Unfortunately Cheesedonia has high security, so the peelers were high on your tail
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"PUT THE FROMAGE DOWN" They yell, you run frantically, trying to get away. You crash into another customer, tumbling down. "SORRY!" You yell, trying to get back into your feet, but it was too late, the peelers had already caught up with you. "You're under arrest." They begin to put the handcuffs around your wrists, but the strange man you knocked into stops them. "Why are you arresting this sexy beast?" He asked, looking at you and licking his lips 👄
"Fromage theft." The red peeler relied. You look up a the peelers "please I have no cheddar and I need to feed my family. I have 27 kids 🥺" "Don't care." One of the peelers said. "Rude 🙄" you roll your eyes. The stranger pulls you close to him "You can't arrest a poor innocent creature." "Innocent? Fromage theft is a serious crime. You can't argue with the law." The peelers scoff in reply. "Actually I can." The man covers your eyes before pulling up the hoodie that was covering his face. you couldn't see anything but you heard the gasps of shock coming from the peelers.
"We are sorry sir" the peelers say before running away. The man puts his hood back up and uncovers your eyes. "Are you okay?" He asked. "Uh I guess." "Pog."
The man grabs you by the waist "You are so smexy 😛" he licks your ear drum tastefully. "Thx" you reply. Before you know it youre smooching his soft tender lips. "What's your name?" The stranger asks between snogs. "Y/N." You reply. "That's my nans name lmao" the man replies. "What's your name?" You ask him. He presses his lips harder against yours to avoid the question. You began to suffocate as his fat lips covered your face. You then proceed to vomit in his mouth.
He swallows it all whole. "😋 Yummy" he said licking his lips. "I had fromage for lunch." You say. "I can tell, it tastes peng." He licks around your mouth for any leftover bits. "Listen, Y/N. I think you are hot af." The man said to you. "I feel the same way about you babes." You reply. You smooch passionately. "Sadly I have a gf." He said. Your heart broke into a million pieces. "WHO?! WHO COULD YOU LOVE MORE THAN ME?!" you cry. "I don't love her I was forced to marry her." He said, giving you another kiss. "oh ok." You said
"What's her name?" You ask again. "Trisha potato." He replied. "Hahaha good one." You laugh "No fr." He said in a serious tone. "But Trisha Potato is the queen of Cheesedonia..." You look at the man in shock "you can't be..." You gasp in realisation. "yep, im the king." The man pulls his hood down to reveal his long pink snout and cheesy whiskers. You feel your crotch area get warm and tingly 😳
