Zodiac Signs Short Stories

The Signs at Kindergarten

Aries: Teehee...

cuts off Cancer's pigtails, slapping her with them

Cancer: Stop! 

cuts Aries's face off and slaps him with it

Teacher: Ahem, Aries and Cancer.

the two continue screaming at each other, slapping each other

Taurus: Miss, is lunch yet?

Teacher: No, not yet. 

Taurus: Is it now? 

Teacher: No, not yet. 

Taurus: IS IT NOW?!

Teacher: Not yet, Taurus. We're still studying math. Gemini, what's 1+1?

Gemini: I got it! 1+1 is meow!

Teacher: Incorrect, sorry. 

Leo: Wow, pink looks amazing on me! I should wear the color pink more often.

Teacher: This is math, not fashion class.

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Teacher: It's art now, students!

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Virgo: Let me help you, Libra.

Libra: Oh my god, you're not doing it right! You're ruining it.

Virgo: I just wanted to help...

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Scorpio: Woo! Look, I'm riding a horsey! 

Teacher: Very cute.

Sagittarius: Anyone want to climb this tree?

Sagittarius runs outside 

Capricorn: How does everyone want to die?

Capricorn smiles softly and cutely

Aquarius: Why is everyone here so annoying? I'm perfect and better than everyone here.

Teacher: Capricorn, Aquarius... respect.

Pisces: Say what now?

Pisces drinks vodka, rolling her eyes

Pisces: Delicious.

Teacher: Pisces, stop! You know what, I've had enough of you twelve.

The teacher exits the room, leaving the twelve doing chaos