Khandi's Drag Race S13:E3 - Haus of Diorian Airways!

Episode 3

Fourteen queens...
Fourteen weeks...
One grand prize of $400,000
Welcome to Khandi's Drag Race season 13!
🎶 Khandi's Drag Race, start your engines! Khandi's Drag Race, may the best woman win... 🎶
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The queens enter the werkroom the next day after the elimination
Toka: "Oh Blossom!"
Toka's Confessional: "I'm feeling pretty bad right now. I was saved from the bottom and our sister Blossom lost the lipsync."
Spaghettio: "She left a message: "Good luck queens. Add a little Blossom to your day next time!"
Toka: "To Blossom!"
Everyone: "To Blossom!"
Savanna: "You know girls, I think there was some shady judging going on today. I mean, Jenny Tayla, you did the worst in the challenge out of all fourteen of us and you escaped the bottom."
Jenny: "It's cause I'm a fashion queen, you can't touch this darling!"
She laughs
Jenny's Confessional: "I don't care if these queens think I should have been sent home. I dropped the ball in the challenge but I turned out the runway better than any of these bitches and that's that."
Savanna is bothered
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Khandi: "Ooh girl! She done already done had herses!"
Khandi: "Hello, hello, hello girls! I hope you're all happy to have survived our fiendishly difficult premiere. I could tell you were a special group of queens so I wanted to give you all an extra challenge. For your next maxi challenge, I want you to write, record and perform a new Rusical: Haus of Diorian Airways. Last week's winners, The Countess and Galaxy Storm will be team captains. On the mainstage, you'll be judged in teams so I want you to help each other with lyric writing. On the runway, category is Banjee Girl Realness! Drag Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win!"
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Later in the werkroom, the queens are writing their lyrics. Khandi emerges from the top of the stairs.
Khandi: "Hi queens! I thought you could use some help so I brought everyone's favorite female judge... Ross Matthews! He'll give you some advice on your lyrics for tommorow's Rusical!"
Ross: "Team 1, you are repping the East Coast in this challenge. How's it going?"
The Countess: "I think it's going well. I have a kinda musical background so I'm taking the lead on the music. Chloe is in charge of the story and jokes."
Chloe: "I'm trying to just pinpoint something straightforward yet funny and crazy for us to do."
Ross: "My advice would be to crank it up to 11. Don't hold back on anything."
Black Angel: "Thanks Ross!"

Ross: "So, Team 2, you were assigned the West Coast rapgame. Unusual choice but okay! How are you doing with writing?"
Galaxy: "Great, we're trying to take a really
rap-based approach, giving you attitude and a strong story."
Emiliana: "We want to show we can give cool and sex in the challenge."
Savanna: "This is all really new to me so I'm letting the others take the lead. I'm classically trained as a singer but I don't write and I know nothing about rap. I trust that going for a cunty attitude is the best decision."
Ross: "Interesting, that's a really different approach than the other team. Good luck!"
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Khandi: "Welcome to the mainstage of Khandi's Drag Race season 13! Tonight we are joined by the delightful Ross Matthews, the incredible Michelle Visage and guest judges Snoop Dogg and Lil' Kim! Our queens were challenged with creating a Rusical in homage to the West Coast v East Coast rapgame. And on the runway, category is... Banjee Girl Realness!"
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Now presenting the world premiere of our (un)original Rusical: Haus of Diorian Airways! First up, Team 2 is gonna show us their West Coast stylings!

🎶 West coast, raise your hands! 🎶
[2PAC (Toka Look)] (Spoken)
Now lemme introduce you to the West Coast
Wind, beaches and more to come
Hey, Suge, here we go!
[SUGE (Savanna Doll)] (Rap)
Once upon a time there was a city called Compton
I started my own label had no other option
Death Row Records I stole DOC
And Dr. Dre away from Mr. Eazy-E
(Spoken)
No one can even compare
Especially that loser Sean Combs, the leader of the little kids that think they're rappers
Now let us show em how it's really done
And if they think it's all fun and games, well Def Jam let's all have some fun
[EAZY-E (Beverly Hillz)]
Ayo! It's Eazy-E, so take it easy here in the West Coast
N.W.A here with me, Doctor Dre and Ice Cube...
[ICE CUBE (Galaxy Storm)]
Not only on the street, you can find me on tv
Amerikkka's most wanted, Ice C-U-B-E
On the screen, I know I'm your favorite
East Coast found sh-sh-sh-shooketh
[DR. DRE (Akiara Aoki)]
I was part of Death Row Records
Now I'm making millions of my headphones
This beef it doesn't matter no more
Because this bitch has got all the dough
This beef doesn't have much to do with me
But I am still making all my money
[EAZY-E (Beverly Hillz)]
Forget them, cause it's all about me
My rap game is ahead of all these others who look like they just started rapping
But even after Death Row bitches can't appreciate me,
Just East Coast failures and marijuana addictions
[ICE CUBE (Galaxy Storm)]
Shouting Now hold on a minute!
Who stole my mothafuckin' lip gloss?
I'm outta these bitches
[SNOOP DOGG (Emiliana Oblivion)]
Dre started me out but now you gotta see
I'm the number one Stoner D-O-Double-G
Marijuana weed tree or pot
Any way you call it better drop it like it's hot
[DR. DRE (Akiara Aoki)]
High
Yo Snoop Dogg!
They got lots of weed in Jamaica
[SNOOP DOGG (Emiliana Oblivion)]
Reggae Beat
I'm off to Jamaica, gurl I'm Snoop Lion now
Made a documentary on Netflix
So high and so far from the hood I'm flyin now
I guess it's easy being green
[2PAC (Toka Look)]
ALL EYEZ ON ME!
I went from rags to riches, to worldwide fame;
I bested all these other bitches when I entered the game;
The Notorious BIG held much jealousy
Whispers He tried to kill me so I fucked his wife!
But he and these other East Coast losers ain't got shit on me!
A powt, an actor, and most importantly a rapper
I tragically left this world but became a martyr!
[Team 2]
The greatest story every told
And it's finished yeah we're toast
We're all old men or dead now
We're the West Coast
[SUGE (Savanna Doll)]
Still high
WEEEEEEEST COOOOAAAAST!