Men Too

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Vikrant Sharam and Karan Singh walked inside the police station were inspector was reading something from FIR rejector.

Vikrant
Sir Mujhe FIR likhwani hain

Inspector
Kis ke khilaf?

Vikrant
Pooja Kakkar ke khilaf harassment aur blackmailing ke liye

Inspector looked at him tall and brown skin with not so much muscular body. He was wearing black pants white shirt sleeves were rolled up till elbows.

Inspector
Tum kahna chahte ho ki ladki ne tumko cheda

Vikrant
Hain

Inspector
Tum Kya shah Rukh Khan ho?

Vikrant
Kyu FIR likhwane ke liye Shah Rukh Khan hona zaruri hain?

Inspector
Harassment ka case likhwane ke liye ladki hona zaruri hain. Kyu ki unke sath hoti hain harassment aur tum jese ladke karte hain aur phir ilzam une bichariyo pe daal dete hain.

Vikrant

Yeh konse Bakwas law hain Woh mere office main kaam karti hain aur mujh se flirt karti hain aur jab main inkar kiya toh Mujh dhamki deti hain ki mujhe par jutha harassment ka case karegi

Inspector
Accha aab samja aab ladkiya office mai bhi Accha mukabla deti hain toh bhaisahab se socha hum bhi equality ka janda lehrate hain aab ladkiya ke sath sath ladko ke sath bhi harassment ka mudda bana kar ladkiyo ko girate hain, tum logo ko sharam nahi aati daru pike yaha Tamasha karne aate ho niklo yaha se warna tum dono ko ander kar dunga

Karan Singh
Are nahi sir, sorry sorry hum nikalte hain, chal Vikrant

Vikrant Sharma
Maine nahi jauga

Karan Singh
Abhi ke liye chal phir dekhte hain

They both come out from the police station in anger and moved towards their car

Karan Singh

Maine kaha tha na yaha ane ka koi faida nahi hai koi tumhari baat nahi manega log sirf hasege tumpe, ise accha ghar ja relex kar

Vikrant Sharma

Usne mujhe dhamki di abhi tumhe lagta hai mujhe chup rahna chahiye, aur wait karna chahiye ki kab woh dhamki sach ho jaye koi toh hoga hi jo meri baat samjega aur use seriously lega. Mai kal lawyer ke pass jauga mai aab chup nahi rahuga.

Karan Singh

Abhi tu gusse mai hai, chal mere ghar jake baat karte hai.

They both reach Karan Singh's place. It was a totally messy house. 

Vikrant Sharma

Kamine thoda toh ghar saaf kar liya kar, government offices ise zyada saaf hoti hai

Karan Singh

Kal karuga.

Vikrant Sharma

tu janta hai kya kisi lawyer ko