A L O I S K Y E F A N F I C
skyeisfallin as Skye
Milk_And_Cookies_ as Cookie
@_Will_Solace/Me as Jeffery
-Alois-Trancy as Alois
//A/N: this is probably really terrible but whatever..//
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Skye was taking a casual stroll through the wood when the creep named Alois Trancy was discovered secretly following her.
He was obviously wearing his fabulous booty shorts. Alois put a hand over Skye's mouth and dragged her behind a tree.
"Um.." said Jeffery, who was sitting at the base of the tree, eating pancakes.
"Uh. Hi! Bye!" Alois said, and sashayed to another tree. "What~" Skye began to say, when Alois cut her off.
"Kiss meh."
"What?"
"Have my bebehs."
"What?!"
Skye slapped Alois.
Cookie came floating down from the sky //cuz she be fabulous like that//.
"Don't reject! And Alois. Don't be creepy." Cookie said.
"Okie.." Alois said sadly.
"Listen here, Lover Boy. I am not going to kiss you. I am not going to have your babies. Jeff can have your babies." Skye said.
"Ye ye ye~" came Jeff's smexy, feminine voice from downstairs //he was currently partying wif Satan//.
Alois blinked. "B-but. I love YOU, Skye."
Skye was at loss for words.
Alois pulled Skye closer until their lips met.
Cookie squealed.
And that, my friends, is how Aloiskye came to be..
