Khandi's Drag Race S13:E5 - In-Flight Safe-Tea Videos

Episode 5

Fourteen queens...
Fourteen weeks...
One grand prize of $400,00
Welcome to Khandi's Drag Race season 13!
🎶 Khandi's Drag Race, start your engines! Khandi's Drag Race, may the best queen win! 🎶
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The queens enter the werkroom after the day after elimination
Jenny: "Another premiere sister down! Four to go!"
Savanna: "Girl, that was a tough match, don't discredit Beverly's work."
Savanna's Confessional: "Jenny Tayla has been so negative since day one. I'm really hoping this week will bring her down a peg."
Jenny is filing her nails and laughing with Vexx and The Countess
Jenny's Confessional: "I think Savanna just can't handle that there were super high expectations for her that she hasn't matched. As far as I'm concerned, she has one foot out the door."
"Ooh girl! She done already done had herses."
Khandi: "Hi girls! Let's get straight to your maxi challenge. I think in-flight safety videos are pretty... gay, right? This week, you're going to team up and produce campy parodies of
in-flight safety videos. As the winner of last week's challenge, Toka Look gets to pair you up.
Toka pairs up with Jenny
The Countess is paired with Black Angel
Vexx is paired with Spaghettio
Emiliana is paired with Savanna
Morgue, Galaxy and Chloe are a team of three
Khandi: "Without further ado... Drag Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win!"
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Khandi: Welcome to the main stage of Khandi's Drag Race! Tonight we are joined by Ross Matthews, Michelle Visage and our excellent guest judges, Diane Guerrero and Jackie Cruz. Our queens were tasked with producing campy parodies of in-flight safety videos and on the runway, category is... "High as a Kite"!

Now presenting the queens' videos!

Savanna Doll & Emiliana Oblivion:
Scene opens with an Airplane flying through the sky, with a skyline silhouette below it as the camera zooms into a window on the queens
"Welcome to Mile High Airlines! We are two sluts flying. Emiliana is the dumb who can't help but provide our flyers with assistance. Savanna is- Savanna? Savanna is seen rushing out of the bathroom with a man  exiting as well I- uh Savanna is the quick witted brunette who knows exactly how to use her job to get some dick. Together we are here to make sure the men who fly with us are taken well care of. Unbuckle your belts and fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. In the case of emergency, use our bodies as floatation devices. No smoking allowed, unless we think you're cute. Enjot your flight, boys!"

The Countess & Black Angel:
Bing Bong
The Countess: "Hello sluts and whores, we know some of you may be feeling low during this lockdown so we want to lift your spirits."
Black Angel: "In these hard times where hooking up is such a naughty thing to do we present the Vibratomaz 5000." Camera angle changes
Both: Point at the camera "For you!"
The Countess: "The Vibratomax 5000 is the all purpose high quality 12 things of your dreams."
She strokes the Vibromax
Black Angel: "Giving you those thrills no man can."
The Countess: "I hear you sister, the Vibratomax 5000 isn't for the faint-hearted though."
Black Angel turns on the Vibratomax and starts shaking hysterically, breastplate bouncing up hitting her in the face. Black Angel collapses out of the camera's view.
The Countess: "Now, how can I take all this you say? Well we're here with a safety video."
Camera angle changes and they both point at the camera (even though Black Angel is still on the floor)
Both: "FOR YOU!"
Black Angel: "The Vibromax 5000 comes with our Patented lubrication rich in essential oils, mint."
The Countess: "And gasoline."
Black Angel: "We recommend you."
The Countess: "Only use the Vibromax 5000 on an empty stomach, the vibrations can cause projectile vomiting."
Black Angel: "Seizures."
The Countess: "And spontaneous human combustion."
Black Angel: "Now for a demonstration!"
Both queens turn on their Vibromax 5000 and set on fire
Both: FOR YOU! Voice over
The Countess: Screechy fast forward effect on voice "Warning! The Vibromax 5000 is not for human consumption."
Black Angel: "Any anal related trauma is at the fault of the consumer."
The Countess: "Not vegan friendly, maybe try a carrot."
Black Angel: "For complaints and being a Karen please call +1312."
Both: FUCK YOU! Hysterical laughter