I'd just like to take a minute and share my designs for some sans au's. I really like how they turned out. Anyways, onto the chapter. PS, I'd just like to state that there is no problem with witchcraft, provided that you don't fuck with the fey and you are safe about it. I myself am a baby witch.
Bakugou pov:
I made my way to the kitchen, rubbing my arm and grumbling. For a skewered fish Water-girl sure has a strong fucking grip. Honestly, it couldn't have been that bad. She was just overreacting.
My mind drifted as I started making the rice. There was a witch. I didn't think that magic fuckery was still a thing but if mermaids are real then fuck it. My sense of reality has thrown itself out the window.
Splashing came from the bathroom as I continued to think. Why was there a witch? Was that fucker just some sort of doctor for the other fuckers? A loud thump broke my train of thought. I turned around and there was fucking Water-girl dragging her and her fat-ass tail across my floor.
"Breakfast smells great Pufferfish!" She smiled, pulling herself up into one of the chairs.
"What the fuck are you doing?" I yelled. She gave me a stupid-ass look.
"Complimenting you. What does no one give you compliments fuck face?"
"Not that dumbass, what the fuck are you doing dragging that stinking water all over my floor? You can't tell me that your fishy ass didn't get water on my damn floor!"
She looked reproachful. "As a matter of fact, my fishy ass didn't get water all over the floor. There happen to be towels in the room back there." She jerked her finger towards the bathroom door.
I scoffed, setting the dishes aside and headed for the door. As she had said, there was a mess of towels just in front of the toilet. However behind those was a pool of disgusting water and what was left in the tub wasn't much better.
"You did to get water on the fucking floor!" I shouted to her, storming back to finish plating the food. "It's all over the bathroom!"
"Well I can't exactly control it can I?" Water-girl said rolling her eyes. "It's not like I can just change my tail to legs."
She fell silent so suddenly the retort died in my mouth.
"Change my tail..." She wispered, more to herself than me. "Oh gods..."
" What are you babbling about Water-girl? Spit it the fuck out," I growled, slamming the dishes on the table.
"If the witch could heal my tail, could he change it into legs?"
I froze. Damn Water-girl might just be onto something. Of course she fucking was. Never could have a moment of peace.
"Alright fucker, finish that food. Then you're going to tell me exactly where that witch fuck is. I'll get you to them and then your ass will be human or healed. Either way it gets you off my damn plate."
A cocky grin spread across her face. "Wow, I didn't know you cared so much Pufferfish. Here I am in a pipe load of shit and you're helping me. You really do have a heart."
My screams of outrage shook the windows.
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