The 7th teenage avenger

Chapter 1 - meeting iron man

I was running so fast I thought my lungs would give out on me any time soon, I always was slow as fuck but this guy was slower by a fucking mile, I mean seriously what did this guy eat! A whole fucking zoo? I mean I'm not one to judge by appearance but it was pretty obvious this guy needed some serious change to his diet.

Ok back up you probably want to know what the actual bajeezers is going on, so let me fill you in.

It was a normal day for me, I did my daily routine: get up, almost die from hypothermia from my daily shower, get changed into the few and I mean few clothes that I have and no I'm not one of those girls who say 'omg I've got like totally like no clothes at all *cue high pitch unattractive fake laugh*' although secretly they own a whole fucking walk in wardrobe from heaven.

No not even a little I, actually have two tops and 1 pair of worn out scraggly jeans that I found in a dumpster down pleasantry street which is a weird name for the street because ironically it is not pleasant in even the slightest, it's full of slums and manky old perverted homeless men.

Not that I can say much, I mean ew of course I'm not perverted but you could say I am in a way homeless. Anyway back to the entertaining story time I was telling, sorry I really do like to ramble and go off track sometimes, it's one of my star qualities.

Yeah so as I was saying, I did my daily routine then climbed out of my "window" it wasn't really a window so much as it was just a hole in the wall which probably came to be by some rogue army of birds who were high and decided to go for a fly oooo that rhymed, yeah anyway I climbed out my window and then walked along the multiple planks of wood to get across to the roof of the flats next to my "apartment" and then parkoured my way down using the drain pipes and fire escapes.

As I got down to the ally way I made sure I had my switch blade in my back pocket (just in case you never know) and then I put my hood up and ran for five minutes to the city square (closer to the rich people) and hid around a corner waiting for my perfect subject to come along. Wow that sounds stalkerish as fuck but meh oh well.

I saw the perfect guy, I knew he had money because of the gold carrot Rolex on his left wrist, 1998 first addition raybands and his obviously well tailored thousand dollar suit, and lastly he looked cockyier than draco malfoy.

I approached my target with my hands in my pockets and my head down. 3....2....1....and, "oi! Watch where you're going you almost made me drop my coffee!!" It seemed like everything went in slow motion as I secretively slipped my hand into his pocket grabbed about 400 in cash and stashed it away.

Shit, what idiot would carry this much cash around just in their pocket, it's probably to throw it at poor people to prove he's better than them, ugh this guy makes me want to barf my guts out at how disgustingly arrogant he seems. Well karmas a bitch.

I slipped the wallet back into his pocket, mumbling a, "sorry, sir" making sure to add in the 'sir' for good measure, walked on and as soon as I reached the corner I booked it out of there like a mob of diabetics running to fast food.

When I thought I was clear I stopped to catch my breath. As I checked that the money was still in my pocket from all that running I heard a yell in the distance saying "HEY! That little brat took my money!"

I sniggered and started to walk to the nearest store to get some lunch. You see this is the only way I get money, I'm 15 so too young to be living on my own, I didn't choose this life not that I'm complaining though, and I can't get a job because then they would need my details and I've committed enough crimes to know that if one person caught wind of my name I'd be back in juvie fast than you can say 'thief'.

As I came out of the creepy side alley, filled with bag people, someone grabbed my arm and yanked me down onto the disease crawling floor. "Hey you stole my money, you little twerp!"

"What the fuck old man!"I exclaimed ones I looked up and saw it was the man I just robbed, "oh shit" I shot up from the ground landed a right hook to his cheek and I ran for my life laughing.

"You little-" I heard his heavy footsteps behind me catching up. Oof guess it's time to ditch this grandad. I started to climb up a pile of trash cans and a dumpster and used the windows on the building to lift my self up onto the roof it was a pretty tall building so there would be no way that, this fool could follow me up.

"Get back here!!!-" "no" I simply answered he almost growled and started to run along the alley following me.

"I need this money a hell of a lot more than you, you're just some rich guy who has a bank account full of millions, me taking this few hundred I bet barely made a dent in your riches, I need this money for, food, water, clothes you don't need this, you want this I need this."

"Don't you know who I am?!?" "Not even in the slightest" I shrugged " I'm tony stark" he said proudly. What does he want a medal? "Oh we're doing introductions now ok hi, my name's- kindly F off" I said holding up my middle finger.

"Charming.... seriously you must have heard of me, stark industries, iron man, richest man alive???" I pretended to think and stroked my chin, " oh oooooh yeah yeah I know who you are" "Really?" "No" I shook my head and laughed at this guys incredulous expression as if me not knowing who he was was the end of the fucking world.

Of course, I knew who he was, Tony stark famous billionaire and Avenger. But this guy really didn't need an extra boost to his ego.

"fine, fine look can you just give me back my money" "i thought we went over this already" I started to speak slowly as if talking to a toddler so he would understand "I am never going to give this back to you" "fine have it your way" I smiled in accomplishment and started to walk back home.

As I was walking I heard something mechanical coming up behind me, I slowly turned around and smirked seeing iron man in front of me looking just about ready to beat my ass. I chuckled to myself,

"Bring it on old man"