It was almost closing time at the Nya Nya Maid cafe. (y/n) had her maid dress dress on, and her calico kitty tail buttplug swayed behind her as she walked, and the bells on her matching ears jingled as she wiped down her final table. Suddenly the door slow open, revealing a huge beefy man. Built like a polish sausage. His hair always shaped like the cute hairs in (y/n)'s panties, and his eyeliner resembling the oil streaks form the car tires ôn The highway. He was truly crafted by god. However (y/n) wasn't like other girls, and wouldn't be swayed by his charm.
"Sorry sir, it's closing time" she spoke as her huge fucking Breasts vigorously jiggled everywhere.
"Oh sorry..." he responded, "can I have your number so we can know when this place opens again?"
"We?"
"Oh, both of my massive balls. Absolutely huge."
"Oh...and no sorry. You can just check it out on our website."
"Oh ok..." his face saddened and slowly left, his purple orbs dulled and his dick now flaccid.
What a weird guy (y/n) thought to herself. But she still couldn't get the image of him out her head. He was the peak of beauty. His chiseled jawline. His crusty fingernail, the rest were clean, but just one was dirty. Suddenly, (y/n)'s phone went off, playing "wrecking ball" by maily Cyrus (its a rlly underground band u should listen to it!).
It was her ex
Togami
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