Hogwarts houses as shower thoughts

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Gryffindor: "It totally sucks" is a great review for a vacuum cleaner.

Ravenclaw: If polar meand were in the Antarctic too, they'd be bipolar bears.

Hufflepuff: A pen is basically a pencil for more confident people.

Slytherin: Plants only sustain us to consume us when we die.

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