Gryffindor: "It totally sucks" is a great review for a vacuum cleaner.
Ravenclaw: If polar meand were in the Antarctic too, they'd be bipolar bears.
Hufflepuff: A pen is basically a pencil for more confident people.
Slytherin: Plants only sustain us to consume us when we die.
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The Hogwarts Houses
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