The 7th teenage avenger

Chapter 3

I woke up to this obnoxious beeping sound that reminded me of those shitty parking sensors on cars.

My eyes fluttered open to be temporarily blinded by the lights that seemed as bright as the fucking Sun, god where are my shades when I need them.

I looked around and realised I was in a hospital room of some sorts with a bathroom and even my own tv shit, I really cashed in. But then what happened before was slowly all coming back to me.

Balls.

I suddenly got a sharp pain in my head and i realised I had a splitting headache that felt like somebody was chopping my brain into pieces with an axe.

I heard a door open and looked up to see good old greeny walk in dressed as a doctor. "Oh good your awake" umm bitch.

"Where am I?" I said. " the avengers tower" "ok right" it was getting really awkward to say the least.

" I've run a few scans on you and it seems that your bones seem to be made of a mixture or ice, coal and dirt, would you happen to know why that is?"

"Must've been something I ate" I said shrugging. He just stared at me then made a 'hmmm' sound and then he walked out without a word and didn't even close the door on his way out. Rude.

5 minutes passed of me trying to remember what I had for dinner last night, god why is it so hard, when the door opened yet again but this time greeny was accompanied by Richie, American condom, red, birdy and a guy that looked like he could be a Calvin Clien underwear model.

They all stood around my bed probably hoping to look intimidating... who's gonna break it to them?

"How are you feeling?" Richie asked. "Woah hold up I just got major kindness vibes from that do you maybe wanna have another go?" he rolled his eyes and said "very funny"

"Chill chill I'm sorry I was kidding you are very nice" I replied trying to stifle a laugh.

"And to answer your question I've got a banging headache that makes me want to amputate my own arms and use them to strangle myself" I said, holding my head.

"Yeah that'll happen its a side affect to the stuff I gave you to pass out" greeny said.

"Oh yeah thanks for reminding me, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!"

"I really don't think you should be swearing" American condom frowned.

"Yeah well I really don't think you should be dressed like an American flag version of Spider-Man but we all have our downsides"

"So anyway, back to my previous statement you do know I was gonna come, there was no need for such drastic actions"

They all looked taken aback I just laughed.

"Right so where can I get some food around here I am absolutely starving"I said starting to get out of the bed.

I quickly checked I still had my clothes on and that they didn't put me in one of those god awful hospital gowns that looked like a blind person made them.

I let out a quick relieved breath of air after I realised I still had my own clothes on and stared up expectantly at the dream team.

"Um well, follow me I guess" captain rogerboi said.

"Gladly" I said with an accomplished look on my face.

I followed him out of the room, then we went round a corner and up a series of steps it's like a good damn maze in here it took around five minutes to get to what I think is the kitchen.

You may probably be thinking that it will be easy for me to get lost but I have a photographic memory so I think I should be ok.

When we finally reached the kitchen I was sounding the a cat that was getting squished by a 6 ton tractor, I was heaving so heavily an onlooker would probably think I was having an asthma attack.

"Are you ok?" Condom said with a glint or worry in his eyes.

"Yeah I'm great just give me a sec, ok I'm good" God I am a dramatic bitch sometimes.

"Ok well before I get you some food I should introduce my self" ugh now I have to wait even longer for my greatest desires to be fulfilled what has my life come to.

"I'm Steve Rogers, or you may know me as Captain America" he said while holding out his hand.

"Leticia gonález, pleased to meet you" I shook his hand and then quickly dodged past him.

"So about that food then" I scanned the massive ass room that was bigger than my whole apartment and found the the double door fridge. Ooo fancy.

I opened it up and stated rummaging through all the healthy stuff to find something actually edible.

"Aha! Pizza! Nice!" "yo steve this anyone's?" I asked holding up the pizza in the box above my head but still facing towards the fridge scanning for anything else in case he say I can't have it, who am I kidding I would eat it anyway.

"I don't think so it's just left overs from last night so you can- " " sweet" I sat down on a barstool at the breakfast table and and dug in.

He chuckled at me and then sat down joining me watching me eat. Bit creepy. Meh he's harmless.

"So how'd you end up living where you lived?" woah just dive straight in why don't you?

"Sorry you dont have to answer that I-" " no it's ok really, well my dad left when I was young and then he came back a couple years later and started to argue with my mom and get drunk and stoned all the time but when he hit mom that was when she's had enough and she kicked him out which I'm thankful for, but then she started dating new people around the time I was 12 and this one time this man came round and she told me that they were getting married of course I was happy for her until the old perverted piss take started abusing me I tried to tell my mum but she wouldn't listen, he would slap me, punch me, kick me, throw beer bottles at me, hell I've even still got some pieces of glass embedded in my back because I couldn't reach them. Anything you could think of he's done, I'm practically an expert at first aid now, self taught" I said with a chuckle i looked over at Steve and he had tears in his eyes he didn't say anything so I continued.

"This one night he went too far and tried to... tried to... do stuff to me... and that's when I decided I needed to get out of there so I packed the few belongings I had and ran away. I climbed out of my bedroom window and never looked back... then I got a job and I started underground street fighting for extra money I worked my ass off and became the best, I found my self an abandoned shit hole and made it my home, life was going great until I came here." I stopped and glanced back up at Steve although he wasn't looking at me he was looking at something behind me.

There stood all of the avengers all staring at me with wide teary eyes. Well shit.