Earlier today, Colonel Sanders was walking around his restaurant. Pleased to see that his customers were enjoying every bite of his food. Truly showing him the meaning of his slogan.
"Finger Lickin Good"
The Colonel whispers under his breath. However, his best pal, Ronald MacDonald, wasn't having the easiest of days. A Karen demanded Ronald's employees to see the apex clown himself, Ronald.
As both restaurants were across the street, Sanders could hear the wretched woman shouting, demanding to see his friend. Sanders prepares himself and ran over to his best friend's restaurant to help.
"It's the Colonel!"
"Sanders is that really you?!"
"Colonel Sanders?! What're you doing here?!"
The customers said.
"At ease diners...now what's all the commotion here about?"
Replied the Colonel. He could hear the soft cries of his friend, Ronald. At the speed of light, The Colonel rushes to his friend's aid. Seeing Ronald balled up in such a worried and anxious state, forced The Colonel to be enraged.
The Karen still annoyed, shouts to see Ronald once more. Colonel Sanders hear this, then his shirt explodes to unveil his magnificent body. His pulsing biceps, rock hard chest, not to mention his show stopping six pack. The Colonel turns his head to the Karen and slowly walks towards her, intimidating her in the process.
"What seems to be the issue?"
The Colonel says.
"R-Ronalds stupid employees got my order wrong!"
The Karen replies.
"Alright then.."
Says The Colonel as he grabs her by the neck and pins her to the ground. The Colonel says softly,
"May I take your order?"
"Leave the rest to us Colonel"
A voice exclaimed from a distance.
"Heh, took you long enough"
Replied the Colonel. The staff room doors burst open revealing a group of people, a team.
"Colonel w-w-who are they?!?!"
Questioned Ronald.
"They're you're new recruits, here to punish people like her"
The Colonel replied giving a death stare to Karen.
"What *cough* what do you mean punish?"
Karen asked while gripping Colonel Sanders large, manly, muscular hands that were still at her neck.
"You'll see~"
Replied Colonel Sanders, releasing his grip.
"Let's teach her a lesson guys~"
Said the groups leader. The new recruits carry the weakened Karen away, into the staff room. Whilst carrying multiple phallic objects and meters of rope.
The Karen, too weak to fight, surrenders to the new recruits, never to be seen again.
Though that one Karen, isn't the only evil Colonel Sanders will have to face in his lifetime. Until then, his best pal Ronald MacDonald will be the only person in his mind.
