Madea and Ashton Irwin Pt.2

Madea and Ashton Irwin

I woke up in Cora's room at 4:45 am the house was quiet. I decided to get back in the bed with Ashton. I tipped toed to the guest bedroom where he was sleeping. Finally I came to the room with a sigh of relief, I jumped in bed. I finally got back to sleep when something grabbed hold of my ankles. I started to scream as I was tossed out the bed! Next thing I knew I was pulled out into the hallway by Madea. "Ohhh!!! Gurl! Lil gurl! You betta be lucky you ain't my daughter cause I would've wopped your ass!" Madea said to me tapping her feet. "Madea, I'm 20 years old. Why can't I share a bed with my boyfriend?" I asked her. In a valley girl voice Madea said, "Like... Omg! Like. Your 20 years old... And your a kid. No basically a baby. And you're like young and make dumb ass mistakes!" With that said Madea walked me back to Cora's room. I laid in bed and Madea crawled in behind. "What are you doing?!" I said. "Gurrl betta stop screaming and hollering at me! I'm making sure you ain't going back in there. Now go the hell to sleep!" Madea yelled as she turned over and fell asleep.

A couple hours later after everyone woke up. Madea called us down for breakfast. I sat down beside Ashton. He gave me a kiss and dug into breakfast. "Ms. Mandela... I would like to take you out today to thank you for letting us stay at your house." Ashton said smiling. Madea dropped her pans of bacon and spoke, " Honey, ain't no man has taken me out in 5,6,7,8,... 9 Billion years! Ashes (Ashton), hold on let me get my purrrse," Madea said running into the living room. "Ms. Mandela, I'm paying for everything." He said smiling. Madea dropped her purse and said, "Honey thank you Jesus! I sure as hell didn't have no money. And Ashy, Ashy toes (Ashton), my name is Madea not ole Nelson Mandela." She laughed.

After we ate we scurried of into the city. We went to the CNN center, the Coke Cola factory, well actually Madea got kicked out of the factory cause she took 20 bottles of Coke, when you could only have 1 free sample! We grew hungry and we went to The Varsity a famous restaurant in Atlanta. A few fans ran up to us while we were eating. "Ashton, can we have a picture?" Asked the group of girls. "Of course." He said smiling. I got up to take the pictures then the girls waved bye when it was over. Madea looked at me then spoke, "(Y/N), I couldn't do it." "Do what!?" I asked. "Lets other women take pictures with my man! Hell! I would've whopped everyone's tails (butt) in this bitch." Madea screamed throwing up a thuggish sign with her fingers. "Madea, Ashton is a rock star I gotta accept the fact that he's gonna have fans... Even if they are girls." I whispered. "Child, you have some really good patients. Still gotta have your guard up sometimes." She said more sincerely. "Anyways baby? How was your food?" I said to Ashton. "Amazing! The milkshake was delicious." He said with bright eyes. "Umm... I hate to interrupt y'alls loving, awkward starring contestsss. But Ashes (Ashton), I need some new church clothes... Like you said you is paying for everything.?" "Yes, mam. Let's head on over to the mall!" He said excitedly.

As Madea drove down to the mall, Ashton texted me.

Ashton Irwin :) : Babe... Don't get mad but the guys are coming down here to stay.

Me : Cool! Umm why tho?

Ashton Irwin :) : Well we have small gigs here and a couple radio interviews... Also they are coming to see you walk in the fashion week.

Me : Aww I love those guys! Cool! When and where are they staying? I know a really good hotel.

Ashton Irwin :) : Tonight... And I wanted them to stay at your Aunt's house.

Me : I'll ask later.

Ashton Irwin :) : I'll make it up to you later... ;)

Me : Ashton... You know I'm still a virgin... I'm not ready yet. Waiting till I'm married.

Ashton Irwin :) : Haha yeah! It was worth a shot to ask. Well look up cause we are at the mall...

Madea and Ashton and I walked through the mall. Madea grabbed her a couple of things at Macy's and walked with Ashton to the register. The lady recognized Madea and spoke, "Madea, it's nice seeing you out actually paying for your items for once... Or you here to take some register money?" "I'm not here to take your cash register moneys..." Madea said with an attitude. "Oh well I see your a sugar mama though," the sales lady said taking Ashton's money. "Claretta, you is dumb as hell. To be sugar mama the lady needs money and pays for the childrenss. You see this boy got all the money! That's my niece over there and this is her boyfriend." Madea said pointing to you at the purse section. Claretta spoke, "Well I saw you put a stash a cash in the church offering basket last Sunday?" Madea laughed. "Nosey, nosey! I was putting my McDonald's chicken biscuit trash in there. Hell! I thought it was trash basket.!" Madea said walking off with Ashton. As we ventured out into the mall. Madea was getting tired of walking so she got into massage therapy chair and fell asleep. Ashton held my hand as we walked around. We passed a expensive ring store. He bugged me to go inside. I quickly started to look at the rings they were beautiful! A big ring with a square shapped diamond caught my eye. The lady took it out and I tried it on. It was beautiful! I flipped over  the price and read it to Ashton, "Half million dollars." I slid the ring of and it dropped on the floor. Ashton bent down to pick it up and handed to me. At that exact moment a paparazzi took a picture of us and also Madea was walking in. "So Ashton, I see you are proposing to your beautiful girlfriend." Said the paps. "NO! We are just looking at rings and I dropped it." I yelled. "Well this inquiry is gonna be a real show stopper." Said the paps. Madea went off after that, "I dare you no wait I triple dogs dare you to publish that! You saw what happened the gurrrl said she dropped the rang (ring)!" Yelled Madea! The lady in the store shhh Madea. "I know that... I know good well I didn't say to shhh me I'm not no baby! No back to you!" She said to paps. "Who are you anyways?!" He asked. "Number 870651." She smirked. "What's that mean?" He asked. "Thats my prison number after I choke you and that lil

BIT-OCH!" She grabbed his camera and smashed it and took the Sim card out. Ashton and I ran to Madea to calm her down, "Madea let's go! Its not worth it." I screamed. It took all the force in Ashton and I to get the screaming Madea out of the store.

Madea asked me to drive, if I didn't she said she would've drove right thru the mall entrance. When we got to Madea's house I grabbed all my stuff threw it in my suitcase. Ashton grabbed my small body and whispered,"Where are you going? Anywhere, but here! I'm done Ashton. I knew going back home was a bad idea. Look pretty much our careers are over cause of her." I said walking out of the front door to my taxi. "I think we should break up. I'm not ready for the fame and fortune." I cried. The taxi driver asked me was a still going to the airport. "No she's not." Ashton said. He grabbed my bags and walked up to Madea's front porch. "Sweetheart, your too tuff on yourself! Life is beautiful and short! We gotta enjoy it! Plus i'm not letting the best thing that happened to me walk out of my life." He said hugging me. "Oh, Ashton. I'm sorry. You're right." I said crying. The house door suddenly swung open, it was Madea with a can of big spray and a pan. "WHO THE HELL IS ON MY PORCH AT 10 AT NIGHT?!" She screamed. "Madea, its us!" I said laughing. "Why in the hell are y'all outside with the crickets, owlzzz (owls), burds (birds)?" She asked us. I looked at Ashton to speak. "Oh umm (y/n) and I wanted to clear our heads and just talk." He smiled. "Yeah!" I agreed. "Okay. I know y'all were about to break up , but I'm going pretend with y'alls is alrights." She winked. "Oh Madea! Umm Ashton's band mates are coming tonight and they need somewhere to stay for the night ,until the fans leave their original hotel. Can they stay here? Please. It's only 1 night." I pleaded. "Hell! As long as they got money to stay at Hotel... More like Motel Madea. They can stay as long as they want too!" She said.