Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Waluigi x Fem! x Wario [A situation?] (Og! Bois)

Out of all the people in the world, (Y/n) was the person that caught the eyes of the Wario Bros.

(Y/n) the awkward bumbling (y/h) girl with (h/c) (h/l) hair and (e/c) eyes.

The duo wouldn't admit they had a crush on her.

But (Y/n) had a crush on the both of them as well.

(Y/n) was currently having a small tea party over at Peach's castle with Daisy, Rosalina and Peach.

She couldn't get the duo out of her head.

Waluigi with his sexy lean body and luscious hair.

Wario with his muscles and deep voice.

(Y/n) had always liked bad boys, and now she was crushing on two of them.

"(Y/n) dear." Peach calls, (Y/n) looks up from her cup of (favourite hot drink) at the blonde, "Are you okay?"

"Yeah. Just thinking." (Y/n) replies as she looks back at her drink,

"Is it a particular person you are thinking about?" Rosalina asks.

(Y/n) startles and steadies her drink,

"I'll take that as a yes." Daisy says, "So who's the lucky fella?" she leans forward and holds her head in her hands.

"It's actually two fellows."

Peach and Daisy exchange glances.

"It's not Mario and Luigi. Don't worry."

"Then who?" Rosalina asks,

"You three are going to kill me." (Y/n) says,

"We won't dear." Peach says, "Tell us."

"I think I have a crush on Wario and Waluigi."

Daisy spits out her tea at a toad and he screams from the hot liquid.

Rosalina stops glowing and Luma faints.

"Are you serious girl?!" Daisy exclaims, "Those two are horrible."

"They're actually nice to me." (Y/n) states,

"It's a trap." Peach says, "They're scammers."

«Γ»

On the other side of the kingdom at a café the four plumbers were having a 'guys day out'.

Wario and Waluigi couldn't keep (Y/n) out of their heads.

"Are you two okay?" Mario asks, the duo look up at the red clad plumber, "You two are usually talkative."

"Yeah what's up?" Luigi adds.

Wario and Waluigi sigh and stay silent.

"Thinking about a girl?" Luigi asks.

The duos' eyes widen, and they shake their heads in defiance.

"Who's the unlucky girl?" Mario asks,

"It's (Y/n)!" the duo exclaim in unison, "You like her to?!" the duo point at each other, "She's mine!" they stand up and prepare to fight.

Mario and Luigi stand up and break them up.

"Why can't you tell her yourselves?" Mario asks,

"Mario I don't think she'd be happy to know that the Mushroom Kingdom's own worst criminals like her." Luigi says.

Mario's phone rings and he picks it up to see Peach's number, he accepts the call and puts the phone to his ear.

"Hello Peach." He greets,

"Yes. Hello Mario." Peach says, "Are Wario and Waluigi there?"

Mario looks up at the duo who were glaring daggers at each other, "Yes."

"Alright bring them to the castle. We have a situation here."

"A situation?" Peach hangs up, "Peach? Peach!?"

Mario puts the phone in his pocket.

"What's happening bro?" Luigi asks,

"Peach wants us to bring these two to the castle because of some situation."

The other three plumbers raise an eyebrow at Mario in confusion.

«Γ»

"You just hung up on Mario." Daisy says, "He's probably worried because of how you worded things."

(Y/n) taps the table in worry, "Why the hell are you bringing them here?"

"I just want to know their reactions." Peach says.

Daisy gives Peach a look of 'What the fuck?' and then looks at (Y/n) who shrugs.

Rosalina was trying to wake Luma up on the other side of the table.

«Γ»

The four plumbers run into the castle and find Toadsworth, "Where's Peach?" Mario asks,

"In her tea-room." Toadsworth replies, "Golly you four look like you've run a marathon."

"Peach said something about a situation at the castle." Luigi says.

Toadsworth laughs at them and Wario growls at him, he picks up the shroom and glares at him, "And just what do you think you're laughing at?"

"Yeah." Waluigi adds, "We ran from the other side of town to be here and you're just laughing in our faces."

"There is no 'situation' going on." Toadsworth says, Wario drops him back on the ground, "Just go up there and see what she called about."

The four plumbers rolls their eyes and walk up the stairs.

«Γ»

The four females hear footsteps outside the room and Peach struts over to open the door.

Mario quickly hugs her, "Mario are you okay?"

"You literally called him about some fake situation then hung up on him." Daisy says.

Wario and Waluigi spot (Y/n) at the table drinking a hot drink and they start to blush.

"I called because of (Y/n)." Peach says, "And because of these two." She motions to the Wario Bros.

"Why?" Luigi asks,

"(Y/n) dearest come over here." Peach calls to (Y/n), she stands up and hides her face in shadow from her hoodie, "Take off the hoodie and let us see your beautiful face."

(Y/n) sighs and takes off the hood, she looks at the Wario bros. then her face goes red, "Why the hell are you two blushing for?"

"And why are you?"

They stand there in silence for about half a minute.

(Y/n) sighs and slaps herself, "I, for some unholy reason, have a crush on both your dumbasses."

Wario and Waluigi turn a deeper shade of red, "We like you as well." They say.

The three of them all have inner panic attacks.

The others just watch them.

The Wario bros hug (Y/n) and she hugs them back.

"Are we in some sort of polyamorous relationship now?" Waluigi asks.