Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Waluigi x Fem! [Handsy] (Og! Waluigi)

It was a typical morning over at the Warehouse. Wario was sleeping in and Waluigi was making breakfast while (Y/n) was getting ready for the day.

(Y/n) steps out of the hallway and yawns. She spots Waluigi without his cap on; he had chocolate brown hair and it was swept neatly to the right. His facial hair was black, so she expected his hair to be much darker.

"Morning short stuff." Waluigi greets with a mischievous grin,

"Morning string bean." (Y/n) says, she sits at the dining table and watches as Waluigi cooks some eggs and bacon.

She notices the toaster leaking smoke, "Your bread is burning."

Waluigi turns around and yelps as he spots the smoke. He reaches over and hits the button; the burned bread leaps out and onto the benchtop. "Looks like we're going to have to go without toast this morning."

He slides the eggs onto the plates with the bacon and carries the plates over, then he goes back into the kitchen to grab the cutlery.

"Bon Appetit." He says,

"Thanks Wally."

After finishing her portion of food (Y/n) stares at Waluigi's hair, it looked so soft.

Waluigi catches (Y/n) staring at him with goo-goo eyes and raises an eyebrow, he waves his hand around her vision and she snaps out of it.

"You alright?" Waluigi asks, "You were staring."

"I've never seen you without your cap on." (Y/n) says,

"Oh... Yeah. It got covered in mud from the kart races yesterday and it's in the wash for now." Waluigi sheepishly looks to the side, "My tires didn't have good grip and I went flying into the mud. I almost got run over by the other racers too. I had to teleport myself out of there."

"Dang." (Y/n) says. She stands up and places her dirty dishes in the sink with Waluigi's.

She goes back to the table and stares at his hair again, "Can I feel your hair? It looks soft."

Waluigi leans away and looks at her as if she was crazy, "You want to pet my hair?"

"Please."

(Y/n) gives him an innocent smile, he growls and rolls his eyes, "Sure whatever."

(Y/n) stands up and goes to behind Waluigi. She slowly rubs Waluigi's hair and she was right, it was soft as hell.

(Y/n) found herself just playing with Waluigi's hair as she found the feeling of it between her fingers to be nice.

Waluigi sat there with a stoic expression and he liked the feeling of her fingers running through his hair. He melts in her touch and lets out a satisfied hum.

(Y/n) giggles lightly and continues to play with his hair.

Waluigi reaches his hands up and he grabs hers. (Y/n) gives him a confused look but lets him take her hands. He guides her hands to the sides of his face.

"Uhm..." (Y/n) blushes and Waluigi giggles,

"You're hands are so delicate."

(Y/n) blushes deeper and winces in embarrassment.

Waluigi grins and yanks (Y/n) forward so she crashes into his back with a yelp.

"What the heck was that for?"

Waluigi answers her with a cackle.

He moves her hands to around his chest in a hug and he stops cackling.

"What? You wanted a hug or something?"

Waluigi stifles another laugh.

"I'm confused."

Waluigi leans his head back and looks up at the flustered (Y/n).

"Are you done messing with me?"

"Not quite."

(Y/n) groans and Waluigi giggles at her.

"You giggly bitch." (Y/n) mutters,

"Oi!" Waluigi stands up and turns around, (Y/n) holds up her hands in defence.

Waluigi crouches to just above (Y/n)'s (y/h) height and narrows his eyes at her.

"Why so mad?"

Waluigi sighs and slumps his head in defeat.

"Now you sad?"

Waluigi lifts his head up again and flattens his mouth.

(Y/n) pets his head again and Waluigi yanks her hands away again to around his neck and then he wraps his arms around her waist.

"Uhm..."

Waluigi stays silent and stares at (Y/n)'s lips.

What would the feeling be if I kissed her?

(Y/n) suddenly felt uncomfortable under his gaze.

Let's find out.

Waluigi leans forward and tilts his head but stops an inch away from (Y/n) and waits for her to close the gap.

(Y/n) blinks at him with disbelief.

Waluigi leans back slightly, "Uhm... I uh..." he stumbles over his words.

(Y/n) rolls her eyes and closes the gap between them.

Waluigi smirks into the kiss and snakes his hands to the back of (Y/n)'s head, he grips her hair and holds her in the kiss for a few more seconds before they had to separate for breath.

"So as I was saying." Waluigi starts, "I like you."

"I guessed that."

"Really?"

"Yeah. Why else were you being weird?"

"I just am weird."

"Weirder than normal."

Waluigi crosses his arms and rolls his eyes playfully.

Wario yawns and rubs his eyes as he walks into the room, "Hey bro, hey (N/n)." he greets tiredly,

"You missed one hell of a show." Waluigi says,

"Dammit."