Future Avengers x Reader (New World, New Friends, New Lover)

New Dad?!

Deadpool's POV I'm sorry author dear but I'll take it from here.
Hello you lovely readers! It I, yours truly Deadpool! And as you know I enjoy watching the cute couple in front of me. And I have a lot of questions, how long have I been gone from this show? Anyways it seems that old Twister here is a little angry "Bruno, no, he changed his mind. Which was way too quick if you ask me." "Oh so that's your name, then Twister must be your code name. Not bad, has a better ring to it." I said rubbing his head. What kind of shampoo does he use?(Focus on the story at hand!) Sorry author but this is my book now and I'm going to give this reader those most pain riffing- Ow! (Alright! You had your chance to narrate this part of the story! And you blew it! So you no longer get the chance until the audience says you can! Now to one of the other characters POV's.) But none of them are as likable as me. (That's because you're one of the few characters that are anti-heroes, no one else acknowledges that there are even anti-heroes in the first place. And that you actually have a heart.) Ouch! Well I a handful. (You're an armful, hell you can fill up un dump truck.) Why are you so mean?! (I'm tired and on a dead line. Not to mention that I have other books I need to update other books but I want to finish this second/first x reader Future Avengers book.) Oooo! Now that you mention it I have a few- (I already have a LONG list of book ideas, and for you readers I'll let you decide on which one I should do next, if I ever finish my other one, like AU's and what if's. Now back to the story.)

Y/N's POV
"How can you trust him?" Bruno asked as I held him away from Deadpool "If I give him the money and show him his movies then he'll train me." I said, trying to keep him getting blood on my floor. I need to clean that heel when this is all over. "It's true, and Deadpool never breaks a deal. And can I keep you?" He says looking at me; this triggers Bruno and tries to charge at him. I hold him with every strength I'm giving to my legs and arms just stop him from destroying my room, damn he is strong "Will you boys stop? Besides I have a father, and I don't think you two would get along with both of you being my dads. Maybe uncle?" "Oooooo! I could be the cool uncle. Where is he? I wanna meet him." I sigh and let go of Bruno. "I'll tell him to meet me on the third floor. Right now, I need you two to follow me to the elevator, but Deadpool, you have to make sure you're not seen by the rest of the Future Avengers." "Why would he-" "Come on Bruno." I grabbed his hand and rushed out of my room to the elevator "Come on Wade." I said as I left the room.

We got into the elevator and Grogu appears "Hello Y/N. You would like to go to the third floor?" "Yes, but block every way of communication inside and out." "Alright." "Aww! Baby Yoda is so cute! What's his name?!" "Grogu, my wonderful and cute AI." "You never said-" "I'll explain in on the third room." We made it and the elevator doors opened to the third floor. Father was standing there and he did not look happy. "Explain why Bruno and the inappropriate mercenary in this building." We walked out of elevator and towards father "Father, this is Deadpool. Aka Wade Wilson." "I'm either her other dad or her uncle!" He shouts and hugs me. I think he's getting attached to me now "Excuse me?" "People can have two dads. But if you're not okay with that there's always the uncle position available." "Again, can I keep her?" "Absolutely not!" "How are you able to keep a training room with weapons in a apartment building?" Bruno asked as he looked at the pile and stacks of weapons on the walls and racks. "I need to sit down." "Creations flame." I said, waving my hand and a chair is made underneath him before he sits down on it "How do you have powers?" "I don't know, but I'm doing what I can to unlock new abilities and control it." I said rubbing the back of my neck.

"Again, can I please keep her?" "How about you two can share custody? But you don't have to engage with each." I said, father will always be my favorite. "Then you can call me Papa." Dead- Papa hugs me with great force "I think I'm going to be sick." Father said as he breaths heavily "Father, are you okay?" I break out of Papa's hug and help my father stand. "I think that I should help father get to his room. I'll be back here to start training, don't kill each other." "Teleportation Spark." Purple fire surrounds us and we turn up on my father's floor and made our way to his room. "Are you okay father?" "Yes, I'm just shocked and overwhelmed by whatever the hell he is." I laid him on his bed and tucked him in "I think you need to rest your head. I'll let you know when dinner's ready." I said and left his room and teleported to the third floor and see the boys fighting. Of course they would.

Bruno's POV
"She's a really cutie. I see why you like her." My nostrils flare in anger "Excuse me?" "Well of course there's plenty of fish in the see and with a nice and calm personality like her's, she's sure to catch an eye of others." Rage filled my mind like a disease. This guy has got some nerve! "I'm so glad to have a kid now. Imagine all the fun adventures we're gonna have, not to mention we'll be like a family." What's going on with me!? "Shut up." I mumbled "What was that?" "Shut. Up." I said a little louder. "Listen here kid, I'm a father now and I'll do whatever it takes to make her happy. You young man better keep your hands off of my child, at least until you're the right age that is." What the heck is wrong with him?! "Octoarms!!" I shout, the nano arms wrap around his arms and throws him into the walls. "You're sick!" I shout as we begin to attack each other "I'm just being me. You can't stop that." He says mockingly. I growl in anger, this sicko is in no way shape or form to be her guardian. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Loki is a better parent.

"Boys!" We look to where the voice came from and saw Y/N with an angry look on her face with her foot tapping on the floor. "Hiya Y/N." "Don't. Give me that. I leave for a couple of seconds! And you still don't listen!" Y/N shouts, I'm feeling more attracted to her right now. WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING WITH ME!?!?!? "Oh well, might as well do this." Y/N snapped her fingers and a battle outside that was skin tight, oh boy. Is this what hormones feel like? "Oh giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl! You like fierce! Love the outfit! The only thing that is missing is- WOAH!" a throwing star was thrown at him and was a near miss with Deadpool's cheek getting cut. "Ohohoho! You're about to get little girl!" He pulls out his swords, isn't this going a little too far?! "Hey, maybe this isn't the way to start-agh!" Y/N shoved me to the ground, knocking some air out of my lungs, or whatever organs I got. "Wh-why d-d-did you do th-that?" Y/N smirked "This is reality Bruno, but that's okay. You can now fight without feeling sorry!" Y/N says with a smile. What kind of personality switch is this?! Y/N gets rammed by Deadpool and bounced off the ground like a stone skipping across water.

"This is a room where you can beat the shit out of each other right?" Deadpool asked "Y-yeah." Y/N said she slowly gets up. "And you can hit anyone right?" I asked "Y-yeah. You basically can beat anyone with having a care in the world. It worked with father when I first came here." Y/N said before taking out her guns and pointing them at us "Eat lead bitches! Hahahahahahahah!" Y/N cackles as she fires bullets at us. "Wing Daggers!" I shout, Y/N flips on jumps to avoid them like the angel that she is and Deadpool just took them. "Thanks for the souvenirs Bruno." "It's Twister to you!" shout as I take him head on.