This is satire 🙂
Mordecai woke up from his afternoon nap and heard his favourite song, gangnam style playing outside so he decided to leave the house and see where the noise was coming from..
He saw that the noise was coming from a car so he slowly walked up to it to see.. Rigby on top of it dancing??!!! the driver was sound asleep so rigby just assumed it was okay lol
"DUDE!! GET DOWN FROM THERE!! Mordecai yelled, he was already paranoid about the driver waking up.
Mordecai usually wouldn't call anyone fat but that driver was sort of shaped like biggie cheese, sort of round, sort of circular, sort of big boned, sort of well, you know
Just as mordecai thought, shortly after gangnam style ended the driver woke up and was not to happy with rigby...
The driver started screaming at rigby to get off but rigby didn't care...
Pompeii starts playing from the speakers
Pompeii startled rigby so he hopped off the car
and started making monkey noises
the driver was so infuriated without hesitation he reveresed the car into rigby,
rigby screamed "DEEZ NUTZ" before he was crushed into a wall
Mordecai was speechless the last thing he saw was rigby bleeding from the stomach...a broken car in front of him.. Pompeii still playing loudly, and and and and and and and and BRRRRRRRRRPH he collapsed.. hearing rigbys unconscious body hitting the ground
