Orenji Chaneru: [opens her house door with a bunch of hearts in her arms] Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! [throws hearts everywhere. She hands one to Ren Höek, but he rudely tears it up. She gives one to Lola Loud, but her kiddie car runs into a fire hydrant. She gives GIR a pink cupcake. Orenji leaps over to Rekishi's place]
Rekishi Chaneru: Happy Valentine's Day, Orenji. I'm Pocky for you. [gets out a strawberry Pocky]
Orenji Chaneru: [puts the strawberry Pocky away and takes out a box of chocolates] Well, I'm choco for you, Reki. [gives the chocolate truffles to Rekishi]
Rekishi Chaneru: [eats the chocolate truffles] Mmmm, chocolate. Mighty tasty. Oroka's gonna love the one you made for him. [a chocolate balloon is shown and then Orenji and Rekishi run over and Rekishi gets into the basket] Take me through the plan again.
Orenji Chaneru: Okay. [Orenji pulls out a paper] Step one: [manly voice] Oroka and I get to the Valentine's Day carnival. [a stick figure-like Orenji and Oroka fly in and hop onto the carnival] Step two: I position Oroka and myself on top of the Ferris wheel. [both of them hop over to the Ferris wheel where it rides up to the top. Draws a chocolate hot air balloon] Step three: You arrive at designated checkpoint for maximum visual contact. [the balloon floats over above the carnival] Step four: Oroka is thrilled. Mission accomplished. [a piece of paper has been crumble and then we see Oroka with a pink sweater and building a heart with Legos and picks it up] Hi, Oroka.
Oroka Fukai: [imagines the heart is talking to him] Hello?
Orenji Chaneru: Oroka, it's me, Orenji.
Oroka Fukai: Orenji, what are you doing in there?
Orenji Chaneru: Oroka!
Oroka Fukai: Oh, my gosh! Oren...Orenji is stuck inside this Lego! [screams] Hold on, buddy, I'll get you out! [smashes the Lego into a pile of pieces] Orenji? Orenji?
Orenji Chaneru: Oroka...
Oroka Fukai: Orenji! [cries and rubs the pile of Lego against the side of his face] Orenji...!
Orenji Chaneru: Oroka, I'm right behind you! [Oroka turns around]
Oroka Fukai: There you are. [holds the pile of Lego in his hands] Happy Valentine's Day! Here's your present.
Orenji Chaneru: And I have a present for you!
Oroka Fukai: You do?
Orenji Chaneru: It's the greatest... [Oroka gets excited] ...the bestest... [Oroka gets more excited] ...the most fantabulous... [Oroka gets even more excited] ...present ever! [bounces and rolls all around all excited and overjoyed] But you can't have it yet. [Oroka stops rolling and bouncing around]
Oroka Fukai: Huh? Why not?
Orenji Chaneru: Because it's not ready yet.
Oroka Fukai: Is it ready now?
Orenji Chaneru: Not yet.
Oroka Fukai: How about now?
Orenji Chaneru: Do you want to ruin the surprise?
Oroka Fukai: Yes!
Orenji Chaneru: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
Oroka Fukai: Oh, come on, please!
Orenji Chaneru: Hmmm...nope, sorry.
Oroka Fukai: [grabs on to Orenji's legs and feet] You gotta tell me!
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CHANNELloids - Valentine's Day
Humor(NOTE: this story is based on a SpongeBob SquarePants season 1 episode) Orenji and Rekishi try to give Oroka a Valentine's day gift.