Kurty (Kurt Cobain x Reader)

Aberdeen Christian girl scout troop

As I fought with myself mentally for only a second longer then looked over to see what he was doing. He was crouched under the window peeking in to see her watching television. He quickly ran to the side of the house and somehow scaled the fucking side to get to what I assume to be his window ledge. He opened the window and climbed in quickly.....And clumsily

I saw his mom look up at the ceiling. She reached for the remote and turned the volume down still looking upstairs. FUCK. She totally caught him. He's going to be crucified. I paced a little thinking if I should do something and finally raced to the front door as she stood up to investigate. I stood flustered but immediately took a deep breath and knocked. FUCK THINK THINK THINK.

I was wearing a skirt, some sheer black tights, and a forest green sweater, and doc martens. PERFECT. I was a girl scout I guess. I quickly pulled down my hiked up the skirt so it was below my knees. I tucked my less 'flattering' chains away leaving the cross one I had on exposed to really sell the whole innocent girl scout bullshit. Kurt's mom cracked the door open slowly. "What?" She hissed. I was shocked how could this bitch be such a lovely boys mom. I caught myself and canceled out that last part of my thought. 

"Hi, I am apart of the Aberdeen Christian girl scout troop and I was wondering if you'd possibly like to talk about God for a moment?" I said in my most happy sloppy little bitch voice. She thought for a moment before opening the door fully and saying she wasn't interested. I was scared she'd shut the door and find Kurt so I sparked a bullshit conversation with the snake. 

"Alright Ms. that's alright, I love your tracksuit by the way ma'am" She was wearing this hideous pink matching tracksuit. I never understood why people liked such an ugly color. She cracked a smile and looked down at her ugly clothes. "Why thank you, I just bought it a few days ago," She said with her head held way too fucking high.

. "Oh really, You must tell me where you got it from," I said with bullshit yet really fucking convincing interest. "I got it from the Mall off East 1st and NB st" She seemed too pleased to be complimented I could tell I fed into her massive ego by her toothy smile. "Oh wonderful I must get going, bye bye now" I waved and Kurt's mom waved and shut the door.

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