Spongebob looked across the room at what he thought was a yummy cheeto but it was just his how boyfriend trump.
Trump I'm cheating on you with Obama, said spongebob. Trump held back his tears as Obama and spongebob kissed uwu owo .
OBAMMAAA STOPPPP, yelled spongebob as Obama was stabbing spongebob in the face. Trump ran over and beat up Obama. I love you said trump to the stabbed sponge.
Obama and trump killed spongebob in his sleep that night and help hands uwu. Obama, said trump, will you help me hide the body, Si, said Obama.