Once upon a time, a couple hundred years ago, there was a little goblin running through the desert alone. As he stumbled around in the intense heat, he looked around, merely wanting a single drop of water. In the center of his field of view, he saw a little green thing, waving in the wind. "It must be a leaf!" he thought, "I ought to be able to get some moisture out of a leaf as green as that!"
Excitedly, with the last of his strength, he ran toward the leaf. Soon he would find out it was not a leaf, but a green piece of paper. "Whjo dufick is gorgbe washington," he thought as he laid his eyes upon the man in the center of the green paper. "oh well lol," he brought the paper to his face and ate it O_O.
The goblin met his fate in the desert, but his remains were found shortly by a cowboy named Big Green McGeen, who proceeded to piss on the goblin.
THE END
