Aoba Cake X Reader ☃ IIYO~

no homo

It was just another boring old day. Like another other boring. Old. Day. I was on my laptop. Just browsing the web. Looking a DRAMAtical Murder fan art and what not. That's when I got the idea. I had to make the Aoba cake. It would be hillarious, and after I was done I would take a picture and show the internet what I had done. Of course it had already been done, but I would do it again. All I had to do was follow the simple instructions. Easy peasy. So I went to my local Wal- Mart I bought the ingredients. The only thing they didn't have was a sexy cake pan. That's okay though. That's what the internet is for. So I ordered my man cake pan so I could make my beefycake. I waited a few days. Then finally. It arived. I opened up the box, and retrieved my sexy cake pan. Finally I was ready. I would make this cake. I started by making the cake mix. Nothing to complicated. Done it plently of times before. After I was done mixing the batter I slowly poured it into my sexy man cake pan. I preheated the oven, and waited. The wait seemed like it took forever, but that was only because I was eger. I couldn't wait to see my priecious Aoba cake finished. Finally. The timer went of, and I place my beefycake into the oven. Where I set the timer. As I waited I decided to turn my laptop on. I played Dmmd until I heard the timer go off. I didn't want to get up though. I was at a good part, but my cake would be gooder. Indeed it would. I knew it would. So I got up. I walk into the kitchen. Put my hand crochet Ren glove mitts on. Set down the cake on my stove.Then proceeded to watch the batter slowly cool. It was ready. I grabbed a cookie tray.Placed it on the stove. Grab my sexy cake pan. Turned it over. Then out fell my gorgeous Aoba cake unto the tray. I stared for awhile. Basking in its beauty. Then I went to grab the pretty frosting. I slowly smoothered it all over Aoba's naked body. Giving him hair. Giving him clothes. Giving him a face. For the finishing touches I gave him Tic- Tac's for a mouth and noise. Banana for that big cute buttons on his overalls. Lastly his eyes. They were made out of something. Yes Something. With that. Aoba. Was. Done. I felt somehow. Like my life was complete. I Didn't know what to do. Next. So I took a few pics for my internet friends. Posted them on my Tumblr and Deviantart. Then put Aoba in the Fridge for tomorrow. I thought I would eat him tomorrow for breakfast. So with happy thoughts. I. Went. To. Bed.