1) I'm shy at first...But I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone.
2) I can't take this long distance relationship any longer.
Fridge, you're coming to my room!
3) Too often, we loose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your to and bitch slap that idiot upside the head.
4) You can't spell awesome without me.
5) Relax, we're all crazy, it's not a competition!
6) Math: The only place where people can buy 64 watermelons nd no one wonders why.
7) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
8) Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything!
9) Don't judge me cause I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
10) I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.
11) Remember, liking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
12) Respect all those people that hate me, because my middle finger is rising up to salute them.
