LOVE AT FIRST OOGABOOGA
-a grug/reader fanfic-
by hamandeggs
-prologue-
Twas a warm morning in the gentle cradle of the oogabooga valley. the pterodactyles are crowing,
the sabretooth lions were mooing, and i, amongst the beauty of this fine morning, was violently
jacking it to my saucy neighbor grug.
-Chapter One-
3 DAYS EARLIER...
I had just moved into a fine cave home near the edge of a lush green valley near a massive fucking volcano,
and my mental state had never been worse. I had just broken up with my longtime boyfriend Glug, who
dumped me for a rock with a hole in it. I had moved to get away from the heartbreak, but it seemed like it
would keep up with me wherever i went. As i packed my silverware into my cabinets, i saw a hot hunk of man
through my kitchen window. Tall and fair, dark, dark hair, stood Grug Crood. My mouth was left agape after
i saw his glistening pecs shimmer in the sunlight. My thoughts were only occupied by one thing,
"does he have a monster cock?"
CURRENT DAY...
"oh, oh, oh yes, oh, YESSSSS" i silently moan as i ejaculate into a mug sitting on my bedside table. I will
save this delicious meal for dinner tonight. As i clean up my mess, my doorbell rings. I stumble and sprint
to the door to see my lovely grug's bitch wife, ugga.
"Ugga! what a lovely surprise!" I say with the most friendly demeanor i can muster.
"Hello. Since you just moved into the neighborhood, i was wondering if me and my family could come over for
dinner someday?"
My face flushes. A dinner date with grug? my dream come true!
"sure! how about thursday?" I spout out immediately.
"How about tonite. i just killed some ho who was trying to seduce grug, so we can have a wonderful meal."
I gulp. this wont be good.
-HAHAHA JUST SO WERE CLEAR IM ONLY UPLOADING THIS FOR MY FREIND WHO DOSENT HAVE WATTPAD
