Monkey Wrench

Chapter 1

Rupert glared down at Cole, ready to kill him.

"You forgot my fricking Quinoa, man" Rupert complained. "PREPARE TO DIE!"

"I've always been destined to fight orangutans," said Cole. "I purposely forgot it."

Rupert promptly continued to climb around the abandoned waffle mechanic shop and dropped into a corner out of sight. All of a sudden a syrup covered wrench came flying towards Cole's head at the speed of light.

Cole died in his quest for honor. To an orangutan. How sad.

"Stupid human," scoffed Rupert as he retrieved the syrup wrench lodged in his most recent victim's head.

He then ate some waffle potatoes in victory.

No waffle potato could ever compare to my beloved quinoa, Rupert thought to himself.

SPLAT! Quinoa started falling from the sky. It was a quinoa storm: Rupert's favorite!

Rupert enjoyed his quinoa storm for the full 5 hours that it lasted; when it ended, a new day was beginning.

Well that was fun, he thought. Now I shall go and destroy some guitars.