My Asking Alexandria Experience

Once upon a time

I was walking down the street

and saw the Asking Alexandria tourbus

Danny was standing outside

so I went up to him to get an autograph

But instead he touched me in my no-no-box

I reminded him of how old he was and he softly whispered in my ear 'No one needs to know'

So he took me onto the tourbus

Introduced me to the rest of the band

And then they banged me with the Punisher

BUT THEN

*DUN DUN DUN*

A WILD BRYAN STARS APPEARS

And they then jizz on my face and sacrifice me to Satan

and feed me to Danny's dogs

Then they had a bbq with my mangled remains

So I can now say Asking Alexandria, Falling In Reverse, and Of Mice & Men ate me out

The end.