HOW THE FIRST HOGWART SORTING PROBABLY WENT

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Hufflepuff: Let us teach the students equally, so that they-

Slytherin: SCREW YOU GUYS

Slytherin: I'M TAKING THE AMBITIOUS ONES

Slytherin: I'M MAKING MY OWN ARMY OF LITTLE KIDDIE MINIONS

Slytherin: AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

Slytherin: *leaves like a drama queen*

Ravenclaw: Well.. that went well

Hufflepuff: . . .

Gryffindor: Well if he's getting the ambitious ones...

Gryffindor: SHOTGUN THE BRAVE ONES

Hufflepuff: You're really not helping Godric

Ravenclaw: No, you're really not

Gryffindor: You guys suck. *leaves*

Ravenclaw: . . .

Hufflepuff: . . .

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 17, 2021 ⏰

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