Lustfully Insane

Hi everyone! I'm a beginner at all this writing stuff. I might do different stories and update every now and then. I write for the fun of it or if I get a good idea.

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"Please! For the love of holy frickin guacamoles! Walk normal! Can you do that for me? Can you walk without scraping?" I hear my best friend for 11 years yell at me.

What a friend huh?

"Aw stop hating Mia. You just mad 'cause you can't walk like muah." Smiling widely, using both thumbs to point at myself.

"Oh please! If you call walking like a damn walrus anything to be proud of! Then no and stop calling me that! That's a girl's name." He tries defending himself.

"Well deal with it because this is my thinking walk" I reply back.

He shuts up and shakes his head shamefully.

"You are such a failure in life. You know that right?" He mutters loud enough for me to hear him.

"Oh Jeremy! Sweet, sweet Jeremy! You are the west, as I am the best! I am the moon to your baboon... ASS!"

He starts running after me and I take off towards the door.

Almost there. Almost there.

Boom!

All I feel is the impact to my side as I get knocked all the way to the side of my front lawn.

"Ouch! You big King Kong! Get the fuck off!" I yelled at the fat ass laying on top of me.

"Okay,okay, I'm..." He claimed as he started to rise his body up, that sexy, yummy, and "OOF!"

AND FUCKING DUMB ASS, THAT SON OF A BITCH..

"MOTHER FUCKER, Who in the names of Good Oh Gracious Holy God gave you the idea to slam your sexy body on top of mine?!!"

He made big eyes with a wide mouth closing and opening like a fish, " Awwe! Chantsie.. You think I'm sexy?" He flipped his fine hair back,"I know I do."

"You know I do",I said in a sultry voice, ".. But just not as sexy as I am big boy."

He smirked, "I couldn't agree more baby girl, I could just gobble you up from your little pinky piggies to your rainbow afro you got going on there." Saying that while checking me out.

"Same goes for you, from YOUR big hairy monstas to that huge bald spot your sporting." Poking him in the tummy.

I laugh out loud as he frantically pats down his hair seeing if my accusation was true or not. Once satisfied he also pokes my tummy,"Not nice to lie babe."

I sighed out a bunch of air dramatically,"If you say so."

"I will have to torture you for such bad behavior," and then was I excited.

He stood and plopped me over his shoulder.

I smirked as I pinched his ass and to that he squeezed mine," Hey aren't you glad I'm the size of a teddy bear?"

He snorted, "Yeah a giant one!"

That my people is my best friend WITH benefits. Well one of them.

He closed the door and started off towards my room all the four floors up the stairs.

I barely had time to even exhale before he pushed me hard against the wall and was ripping off my shirt.

But really who the fuck cares, I'm getting groped by one of America's finest men.

"Hm..mm. Take it easy boy." I said out of breath, while he was dragging my pants down. He pushed my panties to the side, eating my sex, while pushing two fingers in me. "Argh!" I yelled out.

"Fuck, come on, come for me baby." He murmured pushing me over the edge and I came on his face while he swallowed all of me.

"Ooh.. Aah... Aaaaaaaaah!" I screamed tugging on his hair.

God, four boys do this to me, drive me to point of insanity. And that is why I'm lustfully insane you guys.

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Hope you liked it I guess, not sure exactly what to say. Hah