chrollo x reader // "what's a hoe🥺🥺♥️"

war arc af ! 😜

Illumi looks over to all the ruckus and thats where he sees the beautiful y/n 😍😍😍and the ugly hisoka🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢, he walks over to them "HEYYY ILLUMI DEAR😜😻❤️" hisoka shouts like an animal 😨but illumi doesnt say anything he just stands like '🧍🏻‍♂️' "ILLUMI IS YOUR NAME?🤨🤨 I LOVE YOU ILLUMI 😫I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😫😫😫😫❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😻😻😻😻😻" Y/N yells in illumi's face but for some reason illumi's face softens🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 "I love you too, Y/N!😖😖😖" Illumi says softly and hisoka's like '😃🤬' "BACK OFF MY MAN😡😡😡😡‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️" Hisoka grabs y/ns wrist and tries to bite her but is stopped by Chrollo "Don't touch Y/N.😡🙌" chrollo says like the time he was talking to krapika in car 😜 then something happens...

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Y/N SLAPS HISOKA OMGOMGOMGOMBSIOPNCSCO 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

and then it turns into a bigggggggggggg‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ fist fight and then and then and then hisoka goes on explaining his nen ability while y/n is on the floor clearly beat up "💕😜bungee🍬gum🤩🤪contains🥵the💯📏properties🏫🍭of😻both✌rubber⭐and💧gum🍬✨" "shut up, hisoka" illumi says, annoyed. "Yeah, hisoka shuT uPPpPpPPpPPPPpPpPPPp😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡" as y/n yells the uP part white light forms from her body! She unlocks a ✨POWERFUL✨ nen ability that makes chrollo pray to jesus "Watashi wa Kurapika ⛓🛐" then they all die after chrollo says his prayers! Chrollo dies first tho :P chrollo x reader story 🥰🥰🥰 In Another Life who? BokuAka who? I only know Y/NROLLO (pronounced 'can i get a kiss 💋 watashi wa kurapika ⛓ and can you make it last forever😍 nani ga itai😟 i said i'm bout to go to war 🗡' :)) Y/N didnt die though! Everyone in the phantom troupe hideout did though just not... her THEN she runs out the hideout, finds coochi man and gives him big smooch ! ❤️

yummy 😜

.....................................................................................................................................................................................to be continued yuh🤬

(idea from@kurapikasimpawooga )