The magnus archives react.(bad)

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Me: so this is thy format, and thus we shall introduce the characters

Gay bitch go brrr

Boom boom season 1 crew pop in, so do daisy and basira. Also lets put in Melanie and Georgie cause why not. The cops from season 1 too i guess but the other lesbians know all. So like Melanie is blind but we have miraculously repaired her eyes for this because i dont want to have to type that Georgie explains each one. Also lets have season 5 Martin and Jon in here because i want them to be able to explain things I dont have to. I mean technically I am but eh.

Start your thinking engines! (what thoughts?)

Me: So um... Hello? Lets see if I forgot anyone... Jonathan Sims 

Jon.1: Here??

Jon.5: Sup.

Me: Okay so um... Jon from the Future meet Jon from the Past, Jon from the Past meet Jon from the Future. In short you will be referred to by Jon.1 and Jon.5 because the readers will know. Martin?

Martin.1:Uh... hi?

Martin.5:... Are we bout to get killed?

Me: Nah I'm to weak for that. Most I can do is fuck up yall's brains and even that is to a little extent. I more of focus on time travelling. Only other people though. Sasha?

Sasha: Here? And what do you mean weak.

Me: Well not weak so much as really specialized. Tim?

Tim: Yello! So um... what are we here for?

Me: Uh mostly to react to some memes honestly. I couldn't find anyone else do it and decided to do it myself cause at least every fandom I'm in is required to have 1 reaction fic and/or video as a requirement. Daisy?

Daisy:... Why can't I move.

Me: I'd prefer not to die. Basira?

Daisy: Valid but still.

Basira: Could you um... let us go?

Me: Not right now. Later i will though. Melanie?

Melanie: So um. Here, but I'm currently trying to understand how your powers are limited. I can see?? I'm just confused. What happened to the tunnels? Am i reconnected to the eye again? What is happening.

Me: So good question. They are limited to non-violent acts, you have been pulled out of your timelines into a little hidey hole outside of time and space, no you are not because while the fears have a large hold, they can't come here. And as i said, you are just gonna read some memes for my amusement at your confusion and indignation. Chile anyways. Georgie.

Georgie: So your just going to force us here... for amusement? Thats kind of a dick moves.

Me: Well yes! I am in fact a huge dick sometimes. But would you rather be here or your timeline.

Jon.5:Here

 Martin.5:I guess when it comes down to it, here.

 Georgie: Fair point

 Melanie: Here I guess...

Me: Great! So um where I come from yall are already... i would say amusements but its not very amusing. Just sad. So yall are fictional characters split up into 5 seasons, and we are going to react to each season separately and in order I guess. Actually Here I want to add elias.

Bing bong boom brain cells are dying...

Me: Hello Elias. I'm sure you can absolutely just be a dick and invade my mind for questions so have fun at it. I would rather not talk to you longer than necessary.

Elias: ... Got it.

Me:So I talked so much in this time because I had to explain everything. The whole reason I brought in the futures guys is to explain the um... Future I guess? I'ma just release Daisy and Basira and be off now. Cya.

Basically everyone: Bye?