The magnus archives react.(bad)

Season 3.

Me: Season 3 time!

Martin.5: I forget how many of these they're are...

Jon.5: Is this the one where I'm kidnapped and framed for murder.

Elias: Yes in fact! According to the person who brought us here... I'm going to call her whore for short.

Daisy: Is that my hand?

Jon.5: Considering I was being hunted by like... 5 people? I have no clue. But likely considering you were the one who got me first.

Basira, proudly: Of course she was, she is the best tracker we have.

Jon.5: Also killer considering she almost murdered me in the forest.

Basira: Shhh we ignore that.

Martin.5: I'm sorry, what? Why was I not told this?

Georgie: Knowing Jon, he either felt like he deserved it so he kept his mouth shut about it, or he didn't want you to go on a murderous rampage.

Martin.1: Murderous?

Martin.5: Just because I'm fine with arson doesn't mean the same applies to murder

Jon.5: Martin, you legit convinced me to go "full kill bill" on people.

Tim: I'm sorry HE WHAT?

Sasha: Are we sure it was me that got replaced?

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Sasha: To soon?

Tim: Yeah

Jon.1: Monster?

Daisy: Monster? Is that why i hunted him?

Elias: Good, my plan was working I take it.

Martin.5: Shut you voyeristic whore

Elias: Will do will do.

Melanie: I mean to be fair, Jon was being a huge dick.

Jon.5: Let me get this right. I had just been framed for murder, hunted down and almost killed, MULTIPLE TIMES, kidnapped, and had charged are boss with murder, and i was the dick?

Jon.1: I- I don't want to unpack any of it.

Martin.1: Yeah... I'll ask later.

Jon.5: Ah yes. Helen. It felt so good to kill her.

Daisy: You- you killed her?

Jon.5: I mean yeah? Like thank you for killing the dude who tried to kill me but this is the apocalypse and I don't like you.

Elias: The office was a good show.

Jon.5: we would. we would.

Tim: Wait... does this have anything to do with Smirkes 14?

Martin.5: Actually its recently became 15. But yes, it has everything to do with that.

Sasha, Jon.1, Martin.1 and Basira: Smirkes 14?

Tim: The idea that peoples fears are split into 14- or 15 entities that rule over the world.

Jon.5: Yeah, and each of these entities have a domain and avatars- except the 15th. It just has a domain. It still has to get avatars I believe.

Sasha: What are the 15 avatars?

Martin.5: Stranger, Eye, Hunt, Slaughter, Flesh, Web, Vast, Buried, Desolation, Dark, Spiral, corruption, lonely, the End. The newest and weakest is Extinction.

Tim: Extinction sounds kinda scary.

Jon.5: Trust me, its one of the weaker fears. It has to latch on to other fears due to its nature. Also, its more of like the end. Its the fear of it's possibility then the actual Extinction of all life.

Elias: So you are still organizing despite knowing the truth?

Jon.5: Well not now but I was for awhile.

Elias: Well why not not?

Jon.5: Its kind of hard to in the fucking apocalypse dumbass.

Elias: Oh.

Elias: So the brutal pipe murder was Jergen?

Jon.5: Yeah, but you fucking blamed me you asshat.

Melanie: Honestly, if it wasn't for the fact that it was Elias, i would congratulate the murderer of Jergen.

Martin.5: Yeah same actually.

Elias: Well season 3 is done