Chapter 1

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Hello there, my name is Timothy Python. I am 14 years old. My friends call me Tim; that is, if I had any friends. This is my diary. I know what your thinking. Diaries are for emotional girls who can't control their feelings or whores that like to write down their sexual adventures.
No, I'm not a girl. I'm a boy.
And this is not a book about a spike in my menstrual cycle or a boy who cheated on me;
This is a book about how to survive a world. My world. The world of Timothy Python. In your primitive language, Society. I'm in school.
Not quite sure what grade, I stopped counting around second. Today is-well today is-ummm- well let's just say today is Tuesday, yes today is Tuesday.
"Timmy darling, don't stay up too late it's Sunday night you have school tomorrow." My mother said from downstairs. Alright then, so it's Sunday. Ok so rule number one for surviving my world: Don't forget what day it is.

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