Chaotic RPs Turned Into Screenplays

Ms.Frizzles Punishment

A fanfiction created by the members of the Commie Union Discord server.

1. INT. Inside Bus- Afternoon

ARNOLD and RIVER are locked inside the bus for arguing and being nusices to the class. The class is chained up outside being forced to watch the situation.
ARNOLD is sitting in the back of the bus. RIVER stands in the bus aisle near ARNOLD. The BUS watches them with extended eyes, creepily.

ARNOLD
(Normally speaking)
I'm not sorry for bullying you about you not knowing rock facts. You're still a f**king idiot.

RIVER reaches over to Arnold's seat and bitch slaps him. ARNOLD throws a small rose quartz crystal at her.

ARNOLD
(In a pissed tone)
Fuck off.

RIVER regains her focus after the crystal hits the ground with an echoing "thunk". They look at Arnold confused.

RIVER
(Confused)
what happened? I wasn't paying attention...

ARNOLD
(Still pissed)
I- you're such an airhead. This is why you don't f**king know nothing about crystals.

RIVER
(excited)
Crystals? Where!? I like crystals.

RIVER smiles and looks at the ground for the crystal. RIVER picks the crystal up. ARNOLD takes out a handful of Crystal's from his bag.

ARNOLD
I didn't know you liked crystals.

The BUS' interior turns to rose quartz and it gets cold.

RIVER
That's strange the bus turned into rose quartz. It's also getting chilly.

ARNOLD
(Relieved)
Thank god I have my jacket.

RIVER takes ARNOLD'S jacket and blushes.

RIVER
(Stutters)
Th-thank you Arnold, you didn't have to. Won't you get cold?

ARNOLD
(Unimpressed)
Not the first time I've been cold. But your welcome.

RIVER
Yeah, cause' you're always a b!tch.

The BUS is angered that it's romantic atmosphere is not being respected and it gets colder. ARNOLD curls into a ball in his seat. RIVER grabs ARNOLD and hugs him. ARNOLD starts silently crying out of confusion and his reference.

The BUS gives them water, it may be glasses of water, it may just be trying to drown them. It is unspecified. RIVER let's go of ARNOLD.

RIVER
(Angered)
BLEEP YOU BUS. BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP.

ARNOLD
(He covers RIVERs mouth.)
Shut up, that's going to make it worse.

The floor turns to solid dried out sperm because the BUS is angered. MS.FRIZZLE watches outside the bus not caring.

RIVER
So you like crystals and stuff. What's your opinion on crystals spiritually?

ARNOLD
God, this is a whole a** rollercoaster.

The BUS turns back to normal but the floor is still dried out baby batter.