jus eat

jus eattt

*ding ding ding* the doorbell would not stop ringing. I was in the kitchen looking at dreamsexuals on my phone. I was terrified. Not of the doorbell, the dreamsexuals. So I got up and answered the door. "Hello?" No one was there. I turned around and felt a leather bag cover my head. "F*CK WHOS THERE" I said while holding up my karate hands. They told me to shut the f up so I did. In my head I was thinking "what if the dudes a dreamsexual?" I then felt the bag pull off my head and all my hair was messed. "Dude it was messy before but now its even more messy" This person was nowhere to be seen and I was in the middle of a forest. "What do I do now?" I asked myself. I then realised I was tied up. Well he should of thought better. I easily untie the ropes and go on my merry way. I hear noises from the distance. I head towards the noises and its a .....carrot farm? A boy comes up to me and says "you like carrots?" I knod my head and he goes "i like girls who eat carrots". I start to blush and run away. The boy had brown fluffy hair and blue ocean eyes. He looks like he got inches. I walk down the farm and find a short person. Nearly as short as a dwarf. I introduced myself. "Hi! What's your name shorty?I said . "I'd rather be called small d/ckhe@d " he said "jeez" and walked away. I was more comfortable around carrot boy so I went over to him. He was with some bees! I skipped over to him and said hi. He said hello back and waved his hand. But when he waved his hand he yeeted a bee across the farm. The bees got mad and attacked him *intense music*He was hitting and dodging them. After 24 minutes they finally gave up and flew away. Bzzzzz
Carrot boy looked up at me. His face was swollen and red. "ARE YOU OK??" I asked. "I'm fine" he said with a stupid look on his face. "Ew" i thought in my head "he looked better before the bees got em" he asked if I wanted to go party at the club. Of course I said yes. I love a good drink. We got to the club and started drinking. About 4 hours at the club I realised  "shit, I'm underage drinking oop" SO I GOT REAL DRUNK. After about my 584th shot , carrot boy told me to follow him. I didn't know what I was doing but he was sexy drunk. He toke me to his wooden cabin and he undressed himself. "WO WO WO WO OK" I said excitingly.  Then he took off his boxers....... "ew why yo duck look all wrinkly and short." i ran out of there into the forest. I looked behind me and saw carrot boy chasing after me. I kept running and running and running....